After Shower Syndrome

"After Shower Syndrome" occurs after a shower or bath.

Symptoms include: Holding in shit because "i just showered it would ruin my whole shower if i just shat after" Being wet and hot, skin feeling dry,not wanting to wear clothes because it feels weird,and many more
A.S.S for short
coined by discord user mansonk1tty#6666

"i can't go walking now,i have After Shower Syndrome i need my hair to be dry first!"

by mansonk1tty February 3, 2022

Fine Wine Syndrome

Someone who gets better looking with age.

Ahhh well, the Dobson's have fine wine syndrome, so you know you better lock that thing down.

by dbossen December 25, 2015

Franky Boy Syndrome

Franky Boy Syndrome, commonly referred to as BBS (Big Boy Syndrome) or PB&P (Peanut Butter and Piss) is a non-curable, non-contagious disease in which one’s stomach becomes too large and requires more food to be ingested to satisfy one’s hunger. After the Franky Boy Syndrome wipeout of 1927, killing hundreds of thousands of people, it was discovered that the main cause of the disease was rooted from a particular protein in Peanut Butter, mainly seen in the common brand Skippy Peanut Butter. Today it lurks in society, specifically in Pennsylvania but seems to be spreading to the state of West Virginia. Most humans with Franky Boy Syndrome typically tend to fall in the larger end of the scale, commonly around the 300 lb benchmark, but this all depends on the height of the person. For example, a person who is 6’4 averages out to be 315 pounds. The disease is often disregarded by scientists and they do not care to find a cure, as to people with Franky Boy Syndrome lack knowledge and common sense while also struggling to over-estimate their social status. Finally, they also fail to grapple their presence in social leagues of relationships, usually trying to go for people completely out of their league and being led of by that lover.

Yo John Cheddar, see that fella over there??? Looks like he has Franky Boy Syndrome. Bless his greasy heart man.

by JohnCheddarFogGuy July 24, 2023

chow down syndrome

a portmanteau of the words "chow down" and "down syndrome," meaning the loss of mental acuity following a hefty meal; aka food coma.

Is he alright?

He's fine. Just a bit of chow down syndrome.

by kris takahashi April 28, 2010

urban outfitters syndrome

When a bitch sounds so nasally and annoying and is so ducking loud but tries to pretend she’s chill and indi and environmentally conscious but rlly just wants dick under the disguise of a reformed basic New England lulu bitch. Also has to play lax solely for the reason that she can tell people she plays lax.

Bruh I have urban outfitter syndrome

Urban outfitters syndrome cause ur acc lagging IRL
She’s so ficking annoying why the fuck is she 5’9 or 4’11 and so fucking basic

Ur lips r so small bc ur a basic cunt and ur acc rlly fucking mean. Ur gonna be fat and stop laughing at everything it’s not that funny.

by bitcha$$pussya$$hoe April 6, 2022

Abraham Lincoln Syndrome

A condition in which a person, generally a police or sheriff's officer, refuses to sit in anywhere other than the back row at an amphitheater or movie theatre due to a fear of being ambushed and shot in the back of the head.

"I can't sit in any row other then the back row, I have Abraham Lincoln Syndrome because I have too many enemies who may shoot me in the head without my permission."

by Johnny Booth Jr. December 4, 2012

Tay K syndrome

When A delusional person who listens to Rap Artists with violent lyrics thinks they are a hard street thug even though they live in the wealthy suburbs and have never been a fight

“I’ll knock yo bitch ass out, pull ya ones”
“Shut the fuck up David, you own 2 Mercedes and live in a white neighborhood with no crime rate”

David Suffers from Tay K syndrome

by ItsMVR August 28, 2023