one handed typer

adj. Chronic Masturbator
n. Somebody who is masturbating to text over IM

i'm only using one hand, i'm beating joel

by CM Oreo March 26, 2004

Fuck one time

Fuck the Police

"I'm sippin on 2 cups at one time and I thank God I can say Fuck one time"
-Lil Wayne

"Shootin at the Cops, Fuck one time"
-Rick Ross

by Dwizzy November 14, 2010

pop one's cork

(v) To ejaculate semen.

He popped his cork from the handjob.

by Long Beach Thug February 16, 2005

One Hole Wonder

When you fuck a girl so hard in the ass you split the skin between her ass and cooch and she becomes a one hole wonder.

Dang, those 5 guys fucked alisha so hard in the ass they gave her a one hole wonder.

by turkeyyummay February 15, 2009

one-man-band

a person that, by themself, makes music containing multiple parts, either by use of playing several instuments at once, or by layering their pieces of music overtop one another.

Andrew W.K.'s multiinstrumental abilities allow him to function as a one-man-band.

by andrew w.k. May 4, 2004

one stroke joke

Fella who cums after but one stroke of the cock.

Johnny 2 is a one stroke joke.

by Matthew Pryce February 7, 2004

Squirt one off

Squirting off a load, the completion point of masturbation

After watching a porno , Jon ducked into the bathroom to squirt one off.

by montyl January 21, 2010