Cottage Cheese Catastrophe

The act of nearly freezing you sperm and then running up on an unexpected victim and slap them with it preferably in the face.

Taylor: " Hey so i was at allisons last night and (slap). OOOOOWWWWWWW!!!!!!!! Dude my ears cold and sticky!!!!

Malik: " Hows that for a cottage cheese catastrophe.

by maczofri December 14, 2010

macin some cheese

macin on ( hitting on) some attractive females.

bro 1-"hey man i saw you over there macin some cheese on those sexy females".

bro 2-" yea those bitches looked hungry for lovin, you know i had to mac some cheese"

bro 1- " they eat it up?"
bro2-" you know it!. they gobbled that shit up quick; i got all their numbers."

by verycheeesy December 1, 2009

cheese wagon

When you're confined to a small space that stinks because someone just farted, or because they stink (from bad body odor or stinky perfume).

Or it can refer to you yourself stinking up a small space, that others could enter into... and then they have to endure to horrible smell.

"I just got cheese-wagoned in the elevator by Joe"

"My boss just cheese-wagoned me in his office"

"I need to find an elevator to cheese-wagon in" or "I gotta go find a cheese wagon to fart in"

"I just got "cheese wagoned" in my office by Selma. She smells like old lady perfume & moth balls".

by whoopieding April 28, 2010

da cheese

Someone is "da cheese" when they are a really cool person.

Zane is da cheese.

by Zane Smith April 6, 2004

mac n' cheese

Simply the simplest best food ever.

JACK: d00derz I would kill for some mac n' cheese!
JOEY: I totally knoes! Lets go make it!

by Ian Burnsteen! March 27, 2006

three cheese alfredo

The act of three bros simultaneously ejaculating into the hair of a ladyfellow.

Bro1: Hey bro, I'm having a party tonight, wanna come?
Bro2: Ehh... dunno. I think I have plans.
Bro1: COME ON, we're making three cheese alfredo...
Bro2: oooh my favorite. Who's the lucky lady?
Bro1: your mom.
Bro2: so not clutch.

by SirBlondie December 22, 2008

flingin your cheese

forcefully imposing irrelevant talk or action; inappropriate use of something; tossing the top layer of a Tony Roma's pizza

1. " Stop flingin your cheese at me, i don't care."

2. Poser: " I realized i'm cool now cause i wear obey shirts all the time."
Dude: " Dude, stop flingin your cheese around."

3. Ozzy

by bodelicios February 17, 2008