by AdamSavage June 28, 2022
Get the Mummy bearmug. 1. when it comes to queer masc people, a honey bear is kind of like a bear, but typically has some variation from the standard super hairy guy. a honey bear is just as big and bulky, but is less hairy and/or less traditionally masculine in demeanor. while a bear is a well-known and well-documented archetype in queer history, the honey bear is truly underrated. honey bears, much like bears, can also be any height! body positivity is everything, and honey bears should be cherished for their hotness!
2. honey bear can also be a term of endearment! cute, huh?
2. honey bear can also be a term of endearment! cute, huh?
me: I hooked up with a cute 40 year old dude from sniffies last night! he was a honey bear
Ray: what's a honey bear?
me: oh, well you know how I'm an otter, since I'm a smaller dude with a forest of chest hair? a honey bear is like a bear but less hairy and/or less masc. I was way hairier than him and he was vibing hard with it!
Scott: hey honey bear!
James: aww hey handsome
Ray: what's a honey bear?
me: oh, well you know how I'm an otter, since I'm a smaller dude with a forest of chest hair? a honey bear is like a bear but less hairy and/or less masc. I was way hairier than him and he was vibing hard with it!
Scott: hey honey bear!
James: aww hey handsome
by jeauseph February 3, 2024
Get the honey bearmug. What blacks, Mexicans, Indians, Asians, and any other race call white people sitting outside trying to enjoy their day and socialize.
Look at that family, it's not uncommon to see a porch polar bear or five way down in this part of Alabama this time of year.
by Solid Mantis September 14, 2016
Get the Porch polar bearmug. When a man ejaculates onto a woman or man's face or body, but instead of a flowing, milky, beautiful fireworks shot, it just oozes out the tip, similar to the way honey oozes from the bears head of that one brand of honey jar.
Yo, this man brought me home last night, but I could tell he had masturbated earlier because his cum was Iike a honey bear shot
by Hamneggs1 September 25, 2020
Get the Honey bear shotmug. Dave:
"I helped a girl discover she was a squirter...on my face, in my mouth, down in my throat...it was unexpected..."
Johnny:
"Wow bro you really went full Bear Grylls on her finally!"
"I helped a girl discover she was a squirter...on my face, in my mouth, down in my throat...it was unexpected..."
Johnny:
"Wow bro you really went full Bear Grylls on her finally!"
by Ares Inamorta May 31, 2016
Get the Bear Gryllsmug. A tall 6 foot guy who plays football, squats 365 and never fails to make you laugh. He will care for a girl with all of his heart and never give up on her. He has a mullet and hates cliff, cliff cant fucking lift correctly.
by Jim Steiner August 13, 2021
Get the big bearmug. Symptoms:
Consistently misjudges the size of everyday objects (a 6-inch sandwich might be guessed as 12 inches, or vice versa).
Doesn’t know the bear at the zoo is big
Has trouble estimating people’s height — everyone looks either taller or shorter than they actually are.
Can’t eyeball measurements — struggles with things like “how many feet away” or “how many inches long.”
Needs to rely on comparison (like holding their hand up or asking for a reference) instead of instinct.
Consistently misjudges the size of everyday objects (a 6-inch sandwich might be guessed as 12 inches, or vice versa).
Doesn’t know the bear at the zoo is big
Has trouble estimating people’s height — everyone looks either taller or shorter than they actually are.
Can’t eyeball measurements — struggles with things like “how many feet away” or “how many inches long.”
Needs to rely on comparison (like holding their hand up or asking for a reference) instead of instinct.
Sorry I don’t know how tall he was… I have little bear disease.
Sorry I was off, it’s my little bear disease (LBD).
Sorry I was off, it’s my little bear disease (LBD).
by Little bear baby August 16, 2025
Get the Little Bear Disease (LBD)mug.