mirror fucking

the act of seeing someone totally checking you out through the mirrors in their car.

"that chick was totally mirror fucking me"

by Beeepeeee June 3, 2007

fuck scout

one who scouts for pussy.

man, there's no good pussy at dis party, yo. we need a fuck scout.

by Gregg Sells December 12, 2006

cock fucked

(V) to be destroyed or beaten at something so badly that you associate the pain with an object being inserted into the tip of your penis

Damn that guy (most likely black) just shut you down in bball homeslice. He totally cock fucked you.

by GetJEWED December 19, 2014

Fuck Head

If someone pisses you off, same thing as dumb ass or stupid.

Oh my god. Brandon was being SUCH a fuck head today. I dont know why anyone likes him.

by YOUR MOM sucks HAIRY balls. September 10, 2009

Cluck Fuck

When chicken is so good you use the dipping sauce as lube to anally penetrate yourself. Frequently seen performed in a Popeyes.

Black guy: oh god this chickens good. Mmmm.

Friend: oh Jesus what're you doing this is a family place.
BG: shut up dude I'm tryin to cluck fuck here.

by SnatchCatcher July 13, 2015

Lazy as fuck

That's you, you worthless bastard. A person who is so lazy he needs someone to send LMGTFY for LMGTFY.

You are lazy as fuck; you would die in starvation if food stops falling to your mouth.

by cruello March 6, 2018

Guppy fuck

A person held in low regard.

A person who is worthless.

Variant of dumb fuck or little fuck (guppies are little) or just plain fuck used as a noun.

Possibly of jail or penetentiary origin from the Eastern United States.

That little "guppy fuck" don't know nothin'.

Wait till I catch that little "guppy fuck" alone...

That guppy fuck of a doctor won't give me any drugs!

by The Nedster March 18, 2011