Shit Spackler

Someone who is so shitty that their shit spackles a great distance and covers a large area.

That shop owner that fleeced his loyal customers out of their hard earned SSI money sure is a giant shit spackler.

by Tvvat October 18, 2021

steady shit

When someone is on there same old shit.. (mostly can be associated with females , males, and friends)

Damn ... ray is really on some steady shit with Bre

by Tyler Clifford and Garrett W December 28, 2017

Shitness of Breath

This occurs when you find yourself gasping for air while taking a dump.

Jamal: I just took a crap and could barely wipe my own ass! I guess it’s time to quit smoking.

Brenda: Why?
Jamal: On the toilet, I had some serious shitness of breath!

by Epididymitis December 24, 2021

shit really?

a common phrase spoken by the typical dicombobulated male or those impersonating one

'i can't wait to get my freak on with kevina at the dance tonight' -said male #1

'shit really?' intelligently responded male #2

by lisa November 12, 2002

jen shit

Jen shit is when you can take any situation & make it, obnoxious, extra, hilarious, or nonsensical.

If I send you the picture don’t do some Jen shit.
Or
I need you to comment on that post but don’t do some Jen shit.

by Immybiggestfan March 5, 2020

Drac-shit

It's a demonic situation. or a satanic stuff

I heard screaming, some drac-shit goin on...

by Abdirahman Askar(alien November 22, 2020

shit lasso

The art of shitting in a sock then spinning it above your head like a lasso. It can also be implied with an empty spinning hand.

I was at a meeting the other day that went on and on, to the point I had to simulate a shit lasso. That shut up the MD.

by amscray August 12, 2011