jack stokes

very small in every way no one like him and no one ever will

that guy is such a jack stokes

that guy is tiny he must be a jack stokes

by vector spark November 1, 2014

Jack Around

it means you don't literally jack off all day but you might as well
because there's nothing better to do

I only have one class tomorrow, so I'm probably just going to jack around all day.

by Jerrrrrrrr September 18, 2009

jack king

extremly old maine scientist

by grandson August 8, 2003

jack rose

the best guy in the world, thinks muse are amzing..... which they are and is naturally cool

Omg Muse !!!!

by annon March 22, 2004

Jack Frost

A variation on the classic Icy Mike but with a festive "twist". (1) deposit feces on celophane. Ideally, one would want a fairly firm log-shaped crap (2) add semenal fluid (liberally) to feces for somewhat of a marbled affect (3) wrap entire piece up (while maintaining or creating log shape) (4) freeze (5) use to fuck, when appropriate.

My girlfriend Julia loved the Icy Mike so much, that I decided to step it up a notch and surprise her with a Jack Frost for the holidays.

by CoastBoys November 8, 2010

Jerkin' Jacks

A more healthful alternative to standard male masturbation, which is is performed in the decidely lazy position of sitting down.

A jerkin' jack is simply a standard jumping jack with the exception of one hand being devoted to masturbating.

5 minutes of jerkin' jacks burns approximately 1300 calories

Kent: What do you do to put off the weight, joe?
Chris: And jerkin' off doesnt count
joe: it does too, i do Jerkin' Jacks.

by Man Balls May 2, 2007

jack gallagher

The worst fucking basketball player ever and the gayest person ever and again sucks at basketball and is gay again.

Jack Gallagher is gay

by ayeee brooooo May 1, 2018