red lobster syndrome

when you eat so much lobster your dick turns red and bleeds

dude evin has red lobster syndrome

by Billy The Fridge October 23, 2018

Crazy Dick Syndrome

1) When one's penis cause's a girl to become crazy with passionate dick lusting rage.

2) When one's girl becomes crazy after interaction with the d.

Why is your girl all crazy like that?

She's got the crazy dick syndrome.

Damn, your dick makes all the ladies crazy. Should stop sticking it in some many bitches.

by DMaster July 17, 2014

Schrodinger's Pokemon Syndrome

The glitch that occurs, in Pokemon GO, when the game freezes whilst catching a Pokemon, leaving the Pokemon inside the pokeball both caught and not caught simultaneously.

The term was coined during a conversation between two gentleman in Suffolk England, on the 7th of July 2016.

"really? I got Schrodinger's Pokemon Syndrome, while catching a Snorlax!"

by Dunva July 21, 2016

Woah Vicky syndrome

When someone says or acts as if they were black and from "the hood". basically acting like the internet personality Woah Vicky

Person 1: "dude, Jake is acting like hes black all of a sudden"
Person 2: "sounds like Jake has Woah vicky syndrome."

by north polar bear April 9, 2020

Ao3 author syndrome

An occurrence in which someone gets into a situation in which they can't work on something they want to work on- typically but not limited to fanfiction.

Ao3 author syndrome gets its name from the popular fanfiction website "archiveofourown.org" and how authors always want to write fanfiction, even if they accidentally drink bleach or get run over.

Ao3 author syndrome is kind of a synonym for the Ao3 Author Curse, but the Ao3 Author Curse refers to exclusively fanfiction authors

"I've been writing this essay for 10 hours straight, guess I got Ao3 Author Syndrome."

by Random person ig February 14, 2023

Captain Gloval Syndrome

Where a person in a position of power or authority surrounds themself with very attractive subordinates of the opposite gender. Named after Capt. Bruno J. Gloval, captain of the SDF-1 from Macross/Robotech

All of my dentist's assistants are smoking hot. That guy as a mad case of Captain Gloval Syndrome.

by HotCarlSanchez April 5, 2011

quick-save syndrome

The common psychological condition that results from spending too long playing video games with a quick-save/quick-load function. Symptoms of which include a desire to 'save' before making an important decision, in order to have the ability to back out should it go wrong.

Dude, I was about to ask a girl out on facebook, and instinctively pressed F5 just in case!
Woah, sounds like a severe case of quick-save syndrome

by Crazy Tosh July 23, 2011