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Bibby Stockholm Syndrome

Like Stockholm Syndrome, but more affordable to the UK taxpayer.

Cost to the State further reduced by the confirmed presence of Legionella. All being well the same ought to reduce (in the most permanent way) those suffering with Bobby Stockholm Syndrome by c. 10%.
Prime Minister: ‘How can we sell Bibby Stockholm Syndrome to the base?’

Home Secretary: ‘Simple! Unlike that woke nonsense “Stockholm Syndrome”, Bibby Stockholm Syndrome has a 10% chance of resulting in the genuine death of the captive!’

Prime Minister: ‘You’ve done it again!’
by PsyduckPsays August 15, 2023
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mike myers syndrome

to make a decent living doing nothing but providing stupid faces along with hilarious accents for your entire life.
hahaha man that scottish accent was hilarious...

yea i know ive got the mike myers syndrome.
by thebilldozer August 20, 2010
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Kanye disillusionment syndrome

Kanye disillusionment syndrome us the belief that all of rapper/singer/producer Kanye Wests music is bad or unfavorable because he has had some bad takes.
"Damn dude Gold Digger, Bound 2, POWER, Stronger, 'friends' in Paris, all trash!"

"Nah homie you just got that Kanye disillusionment syndrome"
by Drewscoob February 26, 2021
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Abraham Lincoln Syndrome

A condition in which a person, generally a police or sheriff's officer, refuses to sit in anywhere other than the back row at an amphitheater or movie theatre due to a fear of being ambushed and shot in the back of the head.
"I can't sit in any row other then the back row, I have Abraham Lincoln Syndrome because I have too many enemies who may shoot me in the head without my permission."
by Johnny Booth Jr. December 4, 2012
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urban outfitters syndrome

When a bitch sounds so nasally and annoying and is so ducking loud but tries to pretend she’s chill and indi and environmentally conscious but rlly just wants dick under the disguise of a reformed basic New England lulu bitch. Also has to play lax solely for the reason that she can tell people she plays lax.
Bruh I have urban outfitter syndrome

Urban outfitters syndrome cause ur acc lagging IRL
She’s so ficking annoying why the fuck is she 5’9 or 4’11 and so fucking basic

Ur lips r so small bc ur a basic cunt and ur acc rlly fucking mean. Ur gonna be fat and stop laughing at everything it’s not that funny.
by bitcha$$pussya$$hoe April 6, 2022
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Fine Wine Syndrome

Someone who gets better looking with age.
Ahhh well, the Dobson's have fine wine syndrome, so you know you better lock that thing down.
by dbossen December 25, 2015
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Woah Vicky syndrome

When someone says or acts as if they were black and from "the hood". basically acting like the internet personality Woah Vicky
Person 1: "dude, Jake is acting like hes black all of a sudden"
Person 2: "sounds like Jake has Woah vicky syndrome."
by north polar bear April 9, 2020
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