FUCK EVER!

"FUCK EVER!" is a phrase used when a person is raging so hard that they forget, or don't care to construct proper sentences in their responses, such as shouting "What the fuck ever dude." It is also used by ego-centric Valley Girls when they experience something that is either unbelievable, or incites rage.

-SolidSnake69 dies in NeoTokyo-

SolidSnake69: "Ohh my God WHAT THE FUCK EVER! FUUUCK EVER! FUCKIN' SHOOTIN' THIS GUY IN THE FUCKIN' FACE! OH FUCK EVER."

Shino <1 health left>

by Idle. July 13, 2010

Professor Fuck

A phrase used when an undergraduate or graduate student in a university has an intellectual crush on his or her professor. Such a professor is someone who thinks like you and validates your own ideas or pushes your thinking to an entire other level. Likely during class you fantasize about talking about your ideas in bed over a smoke after fucking.

Somebody who uses the phrase "professor fuck" would never actually follow through with fucking a professor. The phrase is used to show your highest esteem for your favorite professor.

Yea, I would professor fuck him.

by Research Girl June 20, 2011

Fuck gurl

A gurl who acts like she cares but she really don't give two fucks about u she will hurt u and then will try to fix it

This fuck gurl just hurt me the first day of school by showing me she dont want me and now she wanna fix it

by M_jazzy December 30, 2016

Fucking Bentley

A phrase used by one who is fanatic about any Bentley car. Usually accompanied with a pair of underpants filled with semen/girl juice (dependent on the sex of the person in question, naturally)

Oh my god, look whats coming into the car park...it's a FUCKING BENTLEY!!!!!!!!!!!

by John918 August 4, 2008

fuck shorty

A girl you fuck a lot but still care about. You can fuck other girls too for sure though.

LaShawndah is a total fuck shorty. I got love for her, but I fuck other girls too.

by T dicks motha fucka December 13, 2009

The Fuck Index

The Fuck Index (TFI), also known as The Google Fuck Poll, is a DIY poll like the Gallup Poll, but available to "we the people". It best used for measuring the relative popularity of key politicians, past and present. It is tested by doing a "Fuck <enter name>" on a Google Search, and reading the totals. Currently Obama is at 23 million hits for "Fuck Obama", whereas "Fuck Bush" has dropped to less than 2 million.

Democrap: Boy, I am so happy I voted for Obama, he's beat Bush 10 times over on The Fuck Index.

Repube: You used the Google Fuck Poll to get that? You Jackass! How could you people be so stupid! The Fuck Index is not a good thing. It means ppl think Obama is 10 times worse than Bush.

by Bitschlap Watch January 11, 2010

fuck stop

A friend with benefits in another city. No matter how far away or how long ago since you've seen each other, you can always plan on getting laid while you're visiting their city.

Oh, we can certainly crash there - he's my fuck stop.

by SecretlySexuallyTwisted September 19, 2010