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arc of shit

shitting through someone's letter box, so when they open the door, the poo gets smeared in an arc across their carpet.
motherfucker! i came home, opened the door, and smeared an arc of shit right across my hallway
by Serge Fabrizio October 29, 2007
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Toilet-shit

Shit which is produced by a common house toilet.
Or: hey man, did you have that crap yet?
Cory: NO! all of the floor is covered with toilet-shit D:
by jeakiller May 8, 2010
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son of a shit

A derogatory term that may be used in anger to show your anger.Not to be confused with son of a bitch which only nerds and squares still use.
man-Your favorite father died last night.

boy-"Son of a shit!"
by Steven J & Hambone June 10, 2008
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shit smear

Usually a phenomenon left to the realm of public bathrooms or workplace bathrooms, literally a smear of shit often occuring in unexpected areas such as the floor or the wall, confusing the succeeders of the incident.
There were fresh shit smears on the wall, which may seem a strange observation to make, but he had only just been in the bathroom an hour earlier when the wall was actually just plain white tile, whereas now it had become newly decorated with what he wanted to believe were just strokes of brown paint, but he knew in his heart it was something much more human in origin.
by Eponymous Bosch November 12, 2004
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shit marack

An old 1950s (or earlier) North East Scottish word meaning drunk to the point of being nearly unconscious. A more modern word would be 'steaming.
Larry wis bad last night - shit marack.
by Tom_NZ April 5, 2007
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Molton shit

An act of when a situation far goes bullshit, or when bullshit is taken to another level
My mom pulled some molton shit when she turned my phone off.

My teacher was on that molton shit when she called my house.

That is some serious molton shit!!!!
by westly pipes June 23, 2011
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Ghost Shit

When you take a shit, wipe your ass and there's nothing there ... no trace ...
I just took a shit, wiped my ass and the toilet paper is clean ... GHOST SHIT!
by TheAstro30 March 20, 2019
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