penis linguines

a phrase used as an insult to another person.

"your such a penis linguines"

by Jared Narine March 28, 2003

Penis Bitilitis

(Med.) Affliction where one is unable to be anything but a complete dick. Easy to diagnose and common with humans engaged in the fields of law, banking or customer service.

Dude! It's not my fault you have Penis Bitilitis!

by Ira Mitchell & James Simpson July 23, 2002

purple penis

When u fuck in the butt so hard that it causes ur penis to fall off.

I fucked Will in the butt so hard...it gave me a purple penis.

by Willlovah March 26, 2004

e-penis

Aside from the above definition "A term used to describe the technological prowess of an individual, usually in an internet community. Factors that engorge the e-penis include bandwidth, computer speed, hard drive size, size of DVD collection, and an impressive frag count in any number of popular first person shooters", factors that shrivel the e-penis include mearly having world of warcraft installed on your computer & various other massive multiplayer online games, possesion/membership of any number of differnt types of caroon porn, frequenting lord of the rings chat rooms (only one return & that is of the Jedi!!!) and being a virgin while not being an e-virgin.

"My e-girlfriend, SuperSexy69Elf, was totally all over my e-penis last night in the Hobbit Sex chatroom."

by Damn Kaufman January 12, 2007

blunt penis

a short, stubby penis

does it really need one? i think blunt penis explains itself

by lol_darren February 20, 2009

Red Penis

When you jack off so hard your dick becomes a pinkish, red color. Only stays that way for a few minutes.

Last night I jacked off so hard that my dick turned a pinkish red color. I had red penis.

by I have red penis right now November 7, 2009

penis shitter

some one who shits penises duh!

Hey I just shit a penis! That's weird!

by ill fresh kila beez niple bite nazty dong beotch January 8, 2004