national phillipa soo day

a day celebrating the greatest soul to ever live on may 31st. celebrating an earth angel who was born on this day

it’s national phillipa soo day!

by shoreeeeee September 13, 2021

National Ass-grab Month

April is National Ass-grab Month. For the duration of April, you can grab anybody, boy or girl’s, ass without consequence.

“Dude, did you know it’s National Ass-grab Month?”
“Seriously!?”
“Yeah, dude!”
*ass-grabs*

by Mullet__Man April 20, 2019

national fuck off day

April 18th can be known as national fuck off day because everyone is dumb asf on this day

Hey bro today's national fuck off day

by Pussyeater101201 May 28, 2018

National asian appreciation day

A day where you treat all of your asian friends like gods. You be nice to them and they can ask you for anything

Hey ling ling happy asian appreciation day. Here is a cookie.-Jim

Hey Ching Chong thanks for being my asian friend
“I wish I was asian on National asian appreciation day” - National Asian Appreciation Day

by Chickenthick22222 October 29, 2019

National Kiss Anybody day

No matter is you taken or single. Kiss your crush, your mom, your best friend. Kiss anybody that’s why it’s National Kiss Anybody Day

ITS NATIONAL KISS ANYBODY DAY TODAY!

by The chick yo mans been texting April 11, 2019

National fuck a hoe day

Today's the day you can fuck as many hoes as you would please. Get down and dirty😉

Fuckboy 1: I fucked like 6 goes bro
Fuckboy 2: nah bro that's all g, it's national fuck a hoe day!

by Benjamin's April 11, 2019

National E-girl day

November 7th is national e-girl day now, so on this day every year get your best e-girl outfit on and go to school cuz ya know we’re the most oppressed group in america 😌.

Bro did you hear about national e-girl day?
yeah totally i got my outfit ready
rad dude.

by SkrrtSkrrt666 November 7, 2019