mexican sponge

The blanket used while hooking up in the backseat of a car to soak of the juices. Inevitably it's the Mexican throw blanket found for sale on the side of the road.

It was a good thing I had my Mexican sponge in the backseat because my girlfriend totally squirted all over the place and I didn't want that be soaked up in the upholstery.

by MexicanSponge September 24, 2016

Sexy time Mexican

A mexi that likes to be sexy

Bro she a sexy time Mexican

No way a real stm
Ya man

by TAquaagina June 25, 2019

mexican motorbike

Exactly like an Alaskan Top hat, only inverted and reversed.

"That's when Sally broke out the lube and I knew a mexican motorbike was in store for me."

by HubristicGuru February 19, 2017

mexican cream pie

When you get two, presumably Mexican woman, and share the semen ejaculated by the male (you) between the two. Resulting in a sort of, taco effect.

I had a fun time last night. Me, your GF, and my GF performed a mexican cream pie.

by Mr Catacorn April 8, 2015

A mexican flamingo

Balancing a shot glass on the tip of a penis while pouring a shot and then ramming it in some dudes ass

Poor charlie recieved a mexican flamingo durring a night out with the boys....he was never the same after that

by Noasssass88 July 20, 2022

Mexican eagle

Vultures

Those mexican eagles will eat anything rotten off the ground and then turn around and throw up on your ass.

by Daddy's Bitch June 2, 2018

Mexican Seaworld

When a bunch of guys all either eat Mexican foods/ tequila, then proceed to urinate into a pool and the water becomes yellow, warm, and spicy.

Guy 1: "Why is the pool so yellow?"

Guy 2: "It's not a pool, it's a Mexican Seaworld."

by HelloPity January 22, 2024