Having to take a dump at super speed, often aiming to break the current record of 3:30:08, the timing of which starts the moment the door is locked and ends the moment the shitter walk out the door - smelling like shit.
Mostly used when you need to go somewhere, but can't hold your shit, in which case you might take a quick shit right then and there.
Often used in conjunction with the word 'dawg'.
Mostly used when you need to go somewhere, but can't hold your shit, in which case you might take a quick shit right then and there.
Often used in conjunction with the word 'dawg'.
Dawg 1 : Yo dawg, I can't wait. I need to take a "quick shit" right here, right now. Fitness made my bowels work overtime.
Dawg 2 : Dude, I'm not gonna wait for you to finish your brownie. It always takes ages.
Dawg 1 : Dawg, I said I'll make it a quick shit. What do you say? You can even time it and see if I can break the record.
Dawg 2 : Aight dawg, it's on! But make it quick (shit).
* 3:30:08 minutes later *
Dawg 1 : Dawg, I be stinking like crap.
Dawg 2 : At least you got a record of 3:30:08.
Dawg 1 : Aight dawg, let's roll!
Dawg 2 : Dude, I'm not gonna wait for you to finish your brownie. It always takes ages.
Dawg 1 : Dawg, I said I'll make it a quick shit. What do you say? You can even time it and see if I can break the record.
Dawg 2 : Aight dawg, it's on! But make it quick (shit).
* 3:30:08 minutes later *
Dawg 1 : Dawg, I be stinking like crap.
Dawg 2 : At least you got a record of 3:30:08.
Dawg 1 : Aight dawg, let's roll!
by Peter_Lopr April 8, 2011
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