cheese whiz

O.K., let's say you are fuckin' this girl and she has gonoreah/clamidia and you use no jimmy-hoppers. You fuckin' try to JIZ and it comes out like cheeze wiz because of the glue-like gonno mixed with jizznads.

Dang, I pulled out after jizznads and cheese whiz was all over my dick!

by David!M! January 12, 2006

keen as cheese and mustard

To be excited and/or show agreement towards participation in an upcoming event

All over gang member 1: "Halo?"
All over gang members 2+3: "Halo!"
All over gang member 4: "I'm as keen as cheese and mustard to play Halo"
All over gang member 1: "Then let's play"

by Captain Rough Around The Edges October 25, 2006

nigga mac and cheese

when you make easy mac by putting the water, powder, and sptinkle a few marshmellows on top of it and mix it in and put it in for three minutes this is the ultimate sweet and good mac and cheese all though the directions says otherwise

yo dave what the hell is that son is that marshmellows in easy mac

Dave: hell yeah and im bout to warm it up
Fred: what nigga
3 minutes lata first bite
Dave: yeah this tha nigga mac and cheese

by rice11 December 5, 2009

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by ThatAteezfan August 12, 2020

Cheese Sandwich Eater

What is usually suggested by care workers, for an evening meal, for people with learning difficulties.

"You left the front door unlocked all night? Are you a cheese sandwich eater?"

by Sword'69 February 26, 2009

Cottage Cheese Catastrophe

The act of nearly freezing you sperm and then running up on an unexpected victim and slap them with it preferably in the face.

Taylor: " Hey so i was at allisons last night and (slap). OOOOOWWWWWWW!!!!!!!! Dude my ears cold and sticky!!!!

Malik: " Hows that for a cottage cheese catastrophe.

by maczofri December 14, 2010

Cheese Ball Effect

As you eat cheeseballs they slowly but surely go from a bad chemical taste and evolve into a worthwhile tasty snack after consuming 3-5. AKA something that gets better the more you consume it.

Hey Joe,

This snack has the cheese ball effect.

by Cheese homie February 14, 2023