i don't fuck

Used to express your feelings about a situation or a person or even a place. It basically means I don't care. It can also mean you don't associate with someone.

Friend: have you done your homework?
Other friend: guy I don't fuck !

by Cv1st May 23, 2017

I know, right

Preppy way of saying you agree with someone, without actually sounding too smart. Native to Northern California.

Becky, "I love brunch, it's hella cool"

Sam "I know, right".

by The apple of doom July 7, 2008

I shot Marvin

An expression used to admit a careless mistake. Origin: a memorable line from Pulp Fiction.

Person 1: Did you just drop my laptop?
Person 2: Whoops, I guess I shot Marvin there.

by b33ftink October 7, 2007

i didnt ask

the most unoriginal and boring way to “roast” somebody

seriously, stop saying it. i dont give a flying fuck if you didnt ask i said it because i thought it was worth saying. fucking asshole.

guy:i got an nvidia rtx yesterday!
guy 2:i didnt ask
guy:shut the fucking hell up fucking loser.

by that_one_guy_on_the_internet June 10, 2021

I like turtles

I like turtles.

Omg I like turtles.

by stinky fart rat August 27, 2017

I love drunk

the only response necessary when trying to justify drunken actions, most notably those that are the most embarrasing and those you do not remember.

random girl: Frank, why did you whip our your D in the middle of the party?

Myers: I love drunk

by HumBabe March 6, 2005

what I did

What every black person says when they get busted on COPS.

Black man as he is thrown to the ground on a typical episode of cops:
Man what I did?

by Johnsoroatl March 15, 2005