Squeeze One Out

Another way of saying "Take a Dump"

Hold on. Gotta go squeeze one out.

by Scat-Man June 18, 2013

One-eyed bandit

A penis. Up to no good, of course.

We were just watching a movie and he pulled out the one-eyed bandit on me. wtf?

by bgal June 9, 2009

next week but one

The week after the next week

We shall present our proposals the next week but one

by Ruthiedavis January 5, 2018

No one is on top of you

(Ein aliekha)
An Israeli slang meaning: you're the best. Sometimes being said sarcastically.

-I just got us tickets for the rock concert.
-No one is on top of you.

by Walton silva August 23, 2005

one dip wonder

means what it says . when a guy inserts his dick into a woman and puts it in once and cums, one dip wonder, dips it in only once

boy and girl are in bed about to have sex
girl : u gonna put it in yet
boy : yh its goin in now

before he has time to thrust he cums

girl : your fukin crap!!!!

girl tells all his mates about his one dip wonder

by MRBITCHOFTHEYEAR May 1, 2007

One Armed Popeye

A lonely male, usually a teenager, who spends all day, every day, sitting in a darkened room alone, trying his best to make just one of his arms look like Popeye's.
Occasionally one eyed frowning with the sticky out chin comes into play, accompanied by Popeye's "Ugugugug!" chuckling noise.
Often leads to a Popeye style walk in later life.

I called round to see Dave the other day, he's becoming a proper One Armed Popeye.

by The Rodent March 28, 2011

One meter peter

A guy with a one meter penis.

"I only date guys with one meter peter."

by Succ for lucc October 27, 2016