Gammy Eye Disease

Covering up that you're playing call of duty by saying you have 'gammy eye disease'

bobby isnt here because he said he has gammy eye disease

by jamesbond2007 February 8, 2018

Googly eye boobies

When a girl's boobs point in different directions (more sideways than forward). Somewhat reminiscent of the googly eyes you would use for arts and crafts.

"That girl has weird googly eye boobies!"
"In a bra they looked great, but I soon found out she had the googly eye boobies."

by the googler February 7, 2014

Clam-Shell Eyes

when your eyes become extremely squinty and a little swollen after smoking marijuana, each resembling a tiny clam

Sally gets the worst clam-shell eyes when she smokes, they look so much like little clams !

by blurrryvision September 4, 2012

Brown-Eye Girl

A brown-eye girl is a girl who is always willing to have anal intercourse.

Yo, Sandy is my brown-eye girl. She's always down to let me poke her in the rear.

by Frankdarkly June 3, 2021

Amish Eye Liner

The act of dipping an uncircumcised penis into an ink bowl, then slapping a person in the eye(the receiver should close his/her eye) with the ink covered penis, creating the illusion that the person is wearing eye liner.

My wife ran out of make up, so I had to give her an amish eye liner.

by KongoJojo June 29, 2011

Wonky Eye Syndrome

When you have a wonky eye

Callum Has Wonky Eye Syndrome

by Maggot Sloth June 18, 2018

birds eye viewing

When your wanking off someone while looking at there japs eye and it starts to wink at you before it chucks it’s lumpy custard at your cranium.

She had birds eye viewing of me blow my load all over her.

by Lord Gannet V March 16, 2020