New-age-art

A deceased Tumblr blog, but while it was alive it was totally rad. Might return in the near future.

A: Damn did you see the blog, new-age-art?
B: Yeah! I heard it got shut down though.
A: really? That sucks, m8
B: yeah it does

by Max the Blogger August 30, 2013

New York Blimp

A marijuana cigarette, a joint that has then rolled thin on the ends and very plump in the center, burns fast till it gets to the center. Popular throughout the state of New York and the country as well, mostly rolled by Old-Timers or people that are just in a hurry to smoke, no skill is required to roll a New York Blimp

Whilst in the city, ran across a retired NYPD officer, sat down on a bunch he asked if I wanted to smoke, he pulled out a "New York Blimp" and it was time to spark it up

by FrankW May 18, 2022

New Haven Missouri

A small town on the Missouri river about 60 miles west of St. Louis. Home of the Shamrocks (the school mascot) and Pepsi and Sundrop-Lovers. Has the trifecta of alcohol production: a distillery, a brewery, and two wineries. Downtown undergoing a civic and artistic renewal.

Let's go cruise Highway 100 here in New Haven Missouri with the bass up as high as possible...there's nothing else to do, except drink, and we're under 21.

by scoobydoo347 August 16, 2015

new cushion effect

When you buy new cushions but fail to realize it doesn’t matter what the cushions look like and sometimes regretting getting rid of the old cushions.

Man the new cushion effect is really getting to him

by Definitely not Webster September 20, 2023

Herkimer, New York

Herkimer is a town full of crack heads, a lot of HCCC asian kids, and pot heads. Herkimer is the most boring town. The only thing to do in herkimer is to vape and smoke weed. There are more fast food places than stores. The school is pretty chill, but that’s it.

Wanna come over?

Where do you live?

Herkimer, New York

I’ll pass.

by ShittiestTownsAround May 20, 2019

New York Marriage

An agreement between two spouses who hate each other that is is in their best interest to remain married solely for financial purposes.

"Man you ever think about getting a divorce."
"Nah, my wife's a fuckin' lawyer, and our mortgage isn't paid off."
"Geez man, you're stuck in a New York Marriage."

by tmsimps2 May 15, 2016

new dutch oven

a noxious rectal emission released by the driver of a vehicle with window locks while locking said windows

As John and Susan were driving back from their Mexican dinner, John yelled "New Dutch Oven" as he farted horrendously and locked the windows.

by MystycalMage October 1, 2007