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Shit noob

A Phrase commonly used by germans on Halo 3. The pharse means that you are a noob and you are shit.it is pronounced sh-ee-t-new-b.
Hey blue team, you are a shit noob.
your mum was a shit noob in bed last night.
Shut up shit noob
by David Huw Jones November 25, 2007
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SHIT STAR

A situation that takes a very shitty performance to get in to and a star performance to get out of. Usually used as a common curse word.
SHIT STAR !!! We have to get the figgin car outta this ditch before mom gets home.
by B1GR3D1 May 5, 2008
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Shave that shit

When a woman isnt well groomed and has to be told that it looks nasty down south.
by blah November 3, 2003
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shit city

shit city is the name for san antonio, texas. there was a rock and roll band that came from san antonio, texas called 'the shit city dream girls. the term 'shit city' refers to the anti-progressive, backward and, ultra-conservative nature of san antonio.
holy fuck, no way am i moving from a far out progressive city like seattle to, god forsaken 'shit city,'texas!
by william larson January 19, 2008
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Wiki-Shit

Noun/Verb: The act of ruining/To ruin, a vaguebooking post on facebook by copying and pasting random shit from Wikipedia.
Person 1: "Could this be true?"

Person 2: "Depends, what exactly do you mean by true?

Truth can have a variety of meanings, such as the state of being in accord with a particular fact or reality, or being in accord with the body of real things, real events or actualities. It can also mean having fidelity to an original or to a standard or ideal. In a common archaic usage it also meant constancy or sincerity in action or character. The direct opposite of truth is "falsehood", which can correspondingly take logical, factual or ethical meanings."

Person 3: Dude, he just took a Wiki-Shit on your post.
by Bbforky November 23, 2010
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shit beads

Similar to dingleberry, shit beads are toilet paper and feces stuck together that hang or fall off from the anus.
Look at those shit beads that came out of my ass and fell on the floor!
by Francis Gaus December 21, 2004
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quick shit

Having to take a dump at super speed, often aiming to break the current record of 3:30:08, the timing of which starts the moment the door is locked and ends the moment the shitter walk out the door - smelling like shit.

Mostly used when you need to go somewhere, but can't hold your shit, in which case you might take a quick shit right then and there.

Often used in conjunction with the word 'dawg'.
Dawg 1 : Yo dawg, I can't wait. I need to take a "quick shit" right here, right now. Fitness made my bowels work overtime.

Dawg 2 : Dude, I'm not gonna wait for you to finish your brownie. It always takes ages.

Dawg 1 : Dawg, I said I'll make it a quick shit. What do you say? You can even time it and see if I can break the record.

Dawg 2 : Aight dawg, it's on! But make it quick (shit).

* 3:30:08 minutes later *

Dawg 1 : Dawg, I be stinking like crap.

Dawg 2 : At least you got a record of 3:30:08.

Dawg 1 : Aight dawg, let's roll!
by Peter_Lopr April 8, 2011
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