Knobbly Penis

1. The first side effect of Genital Herpes

2. Small spots caused by the build up of smegma under the forskin and around the bell

3. Someone unlike and disrespected for some reason or another!

1. Oh dear, sleeping with sally has given me a knobbly penis

2. i had better take a really good shower, hopefully i can wash away my knobbly penis

3. That guys a knobbly penis, he touched my ass!

by Johno January 15, 2004

Penis Bitilitis

An affliction in which the one giving a hummer has teeth that are somehow too big.

Ouch! Hey baby, enough with the Penis Bitilitis!

by Ira Mitchell & James Simpson August 12, 2002

Chewing penis

Having a bad day

"My day was going fine until my boss Aaron fliped out, after that I was chewing penis all afternoon" He is such a jerk!

by Michael Costello January 13, 2009

penis bitalitus

general purpose exclamation

Penis bitalitus!! That was some good ham.

by I. Freemely July 22, 2002

penis smoke

Crack pipe smoking. Smoke from a "glass dick"

"dude i went to Tyrone's, and there was so much penis smoke in the room."

by krookedcrow September 7, 2008

penis colada

a regular pena colada, with a little extra jazz...

jizztini, drunk sperm, use you imagination, penis colada

by yornocgunnawrybatit January 14, 2010

Penis Buffer

When watching a porno or other adult video online when it halts to buffer the video unfortunately to the image of a man's penis.

"I was trying to watch Star Whores but since my internet is slow, I got penis buffered by OG Wang Can Do ME"

by tombearrr September 3, 2011