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do you want a medal?

smart and witty remark to be said in ANY situtation. When a person you dislike makes a small victory or boast about a minor things, bring them back down to the pits of hell (where they belong) by saying this phrase
"like omg, i totally fucked that guy at the party last weekend!"

"congratulations. do you want a medal, or a chest to pin it on?"
by eils and chick June 26, 2003
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do the math

When a situation doesnt make sence.
'yo, this aint right'
'Do the math, it dont add up'
by Niki April 7, 2005
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do you like anyone?

"Do you like anyone?" is usually used when a guy/girl likes someone and they are curious if they like them back. It's usually used in text messaging when two person text each other. After saying "hi" and asking "how's your day?" someone usually ends up asking "do you like someone" hoping that the answer would be "yes".
boy: hi :)
girl: oh hi (:
boy: hows your day

girl: it was okay, how was yours?
boy: its was good.

-no reply from the girl-
boy: so do you like anyone?
girl: uhmm idk ... o_O
by itsDrea June 4, 2011
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Do You Love Me?

Are you playin' your love games with me?
I just need to know what to do cuz i need your love a lot, come on now, do you love me?
by I'm Old Gregg! January 8, 2009
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why do i live

Why Do I live
Cuz ur parents fucked jimmy
by Some kidddss February 28, 2019
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Favorite catch phrase of WNBC's Sue Simmons, first debuted May 12, 2008 and later seen on David Letterman.
"At eleven, paying more at the grocer, but getting less. We'll tell you how to get the most... What the fuck are you doing?!" - Sue Simmons
by shemadeabooboo January 2, 2009
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