toh bro

when your really fucked and you have your bros around ya

or when your just really tired

wah guys i fail math sia toh bro..

by ECPcuh July 23, 2018

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Torpedo bro

Uncircumcised niggas. Mainly because uncircumcised dick looks like a torpedo.

Person one: yo nigga me and my niggas are all torpedo bros.

My niggas: yeah boi

by Supercock42069 June 21, 2021

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polaris bro

by anonymous August 3, 2021

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Nerdy die hard fans/bloggers on the social media platform Mastodon. They will vehemently defend their overcomplicated echo chamber platform by pointing out how 'easy' it is to use with 27 paragraphs of instructions on finding the appropriate decentralized server. They will then be willing to commit Seppuku to prove their point with a masto post of the act including a content warning for food because there is a plate of spaghetti in the background next to their can of Mt. Dew Code red and dakimakura pillow on the bed.

When the Masto Bro saw a random Bluesky post about Mastodon, he went into a 27 post tirade on how it's better than every other platform.

by Wizzardfan June 17, 2024

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bro speed

The speed in which your good male friend or "Bro"jacks you off.

Hey before we start do you know my bro speed?.

by Joymooon November 30, 2021

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Mhux tad-dahk BRO

when someone says a joke and it is funny and the other person says "mhux tad-dahk BRO" claiming its funny without showing any glimpse of laughter although its a good joke.

Guy 1: Says joke while everybody laughs
Guy 2: (Doesnt laugh) Says"Mhux tad-dahk bro"
Akward Pause + 100 million aura

by BobbieTime November 26, 2024

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