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left handed soccer bat

term used by military personel to describe something useless, or messed up.
"what the hell is that?! that's more fucked up than a left handed soccer bat
by living proof December 12, 2003
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Cool Hand Luke Job

Receiving a hand job while watching the film Cool Hand Luke.
-Dude how was movie night with Janelle?
--It was sweet, especially when I got a Cool Hand Luke Job!
by lockenload23 March 11, 2017
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The One Man Hand Jive

Manual stimulation of the genital organs (of oneself or another) for sexual pleasure
Johnny was in his room doing The One Man Hand Jive as his mother walked in and caught him in the act.
by ShoTz November 29, 2007
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Shaking Hands With Dr. Jolly

A slow and casual form of masturbation. A good transition from vigorous mastubation such as flogging the dolphin.
Yesterday I was flogging the dolphin and got tired so I decided to start Shaking Hands With Dr. Jolly.

flogging the dolphin masturbation
by Zach and sol and ev April 22, 2009
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My hands/feet are Syberia

If you say that your hands/feet are Syberia that means thag your hands/feet are cold.
Usually we use that phrase in the winter.
Girl:My hands/feet are Syberia!
Boy:What?
Girl:That means that my hands/feet are cold.
by m0nk1s March 10, 2021
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muddy hand in South Africa

This is not only a horror movie, but it is true. In South Africa there is this giant hand covered in mud that goes around killing people.
The muddy hand captured 5 people last night. This can also be called the wompogan which means the muddy hand of South Africa. You can say something like “the wompogan is a large muddy hand in South Africa that kills people. He has killed about 6000k people in South Africa.
by Alex Morten February 20, 2021
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right handed waffle slam

The act of a man sticking his dick in a waffle maker and then a woman having her full arm (right side) firmly in the mans ass. While singing Roar by Katy Perry.
Jon wanted to spice up things with his wife so he had her help him with a right handed waffle slam.
by RatStealer449 September 18, 2017
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