New Year Nut

You begin to beat your meat and you try to nut right as it hits New Year

Brad “what’d you do for New Years?”
Mike “I stayed home and started of the year with a New Year Nut

by Uejej13 December 31, 2020

New England Snowstorm

When a girl is sprinkles baby-powder on her vagina, and the queefs, creating a white powdery cloud.

I couldn't even see because when I finally got her naked, she New England Snowstormed me!

by FearTheBeard5555 February 21, 2015

New Years Eve

The one time of year everyone gets the chance to stay up late, get drunk and make dad jokes with an excuse. The next day everyone will be making bad pins and waking up at 11 am and wondering what the hell happened that night and why they woke up in bed with their ex.

"Hey what happened last night?"

"Last night? Don't you mean last year? It was also New Years Eve so what do you expect?"

by Unicornpie6666 October 21, 2019

new years megalution

Is the commitment to do what you always wanted to do in life and take it to the XTREME.

the crasiest and wild things you could ever imagine right before the new year starts.

ted: dude whats your new years megalution?

frank: jumping off a plane with a parachute and landing on wild hog territory.

ted: :( time to change mine...

by omg a chicken! December 30, 2010

New Buffalo Steamer

That thing when you're driving eastbound on I-94 and you upper-decker the toilet at the Michigan Welcome Center

There wasn't a toilet for fifty miles so I dropped a New Buffalo Steamer while I read the Four Winds Casino pamphlet.

by ruenix February 25, 2023

new orleans spoonful

Cumming onto a spoon and feeding it to your partner.

I gave my gilrfriend a New Orleans spoonful last night

by jlawad August 4, 2016

New Years Eve

A night created for people to go out and get plastered. By celebrating the year change on December 31st to Januarary 1st

What are your plans for New Years Eve this year?

by CountryGirl14 January 1, 2015