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Fucking Bullshit

The act of trying to procreate using that which a Bos taurus has defecated.
Person 1: DUUUUDE! Where you fucking bullshit!?
Person 2: Too right I was! A perfect answer for my Zoophilia and Coprophilia!
Person 1: Fucking hell man you're fucking minging.
by Goodolshitbringer October 30, 2019
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Bed fucking

When you grab you dick and rub against your bed up and down until you cum 😉
Jason grabbed his cock and fucked the bed and thought about boys at school and imagining them fucking each other up the ass. He cumed so much that he felt dehydrated. He finished Bed Fucking
by Gaycumboy09 February 21, 2018
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Fuck-all

In P.E. yesterday I did fuck-all!
by Bobolover88 December 10, 2017
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Duster Fuck

The object of pleasuring yourself to or with family members with random objects of choice, Such as: Razor Blades, Pot bellied pigs, A Space Heater, Heroin, A 50Lb Block of swiss cheese, A kiddy pool full of olive oil, and Battery Acid.
Duster Fuck can only be used accordingly in two sentences, the following: I would Duster Fuck the Hell out of my sister. And, Would you like to join my Duster Fuck.
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clutter-fuck

When a room in one's living quarters is full of random clutter, causing one to stumble through or walk around things in the room. The clutter can be consisted of furniture, boxes, or anything in excess.

Alternative Use: Clutter-fuck is also a type of prank that can be used against anyone who annoys you. In order to clutter-fuck someone, you must first wait until they are either asleep or away from home. Then break into their house and fill a pre-determined room full of random clutter, or anything in excess. The person or persons performing these strategic activities are seen as clutter-fucking someone, and, well, the person or persons on the receiving end are being clutter-fucked.
'My mother is one of those freaky old ladies who hoards ceramic roosters, when you walk through the front door all you see is one big clutter-fuck of a ceramic chicken coop. Disturbing, I know.'

'Those pesky neighborhood kids clutter-fucked me yet again, I woke up this morning to a room full of balloon's made out of condoms and those colorful noodles you swim with. What will I do with these noodles, Oh, if it was only summer.'
by Holla!Holla!Holla! May 10, 2011
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gutted to fuck

Gutted - Bitterly disappointed or upset.
Gutted To Fuck - Even more bitterly disappointed or upset than just simply being gutted / Gutted x10
Tim spilled his tea all down his leg and dropped his spliff in it, he was gutted to fuck!
by Asmo_ March 17, 2015
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Sun Fucked

to get burned in such a severe way people feel that the sun might of actually kicked your ass
Red guy: "I fell asleep on the beach and now my skin hurts really bad"

Normal guy: "Yeah bro you totally got Sun Fucked"
by Jay Rip March 29, 2009
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