jack kernitz

The well known hot frannies boy who’s a god at hockey and gets hella girls

Oh jack kernitz yeah he’s the hot frannies boy

by Bigshrekdaddy April 16, 2020

Bone Jacked

Stealing the style of one who is dead.

Guy 1: "I was wearing some Brown/red leather pants, a white-collared button down shirt, and a big concho belt..."

Guy 2: "Soo... you Bone Jacked Jim Morrison?"

by okaystfu May 15, 2009

Jack and Jane

A combination of Jack Daniel's whiskey and Mary Jane. Usually started with the weed to dull the taste of shitty whiskey because you're too damn cheap/stupid to buy good alcohol, or if you're bold, started with the whiskey to increase toking efficiency. Guaranteed to wreck your shit.

I have shitty whiskey, I have shitty weed. Time for a Jack and Jane

by Captain Asshole October 3, 2009

Double Jack

When you assist your partner in jacking off.

Jacking off your Boyfriend the same time he masturbate.

Did you enjoy our Double Jack this morning?

by Past & Present July 7, 2015

Cracker Jacked

when a white person either robs someone or beats someone in a game or sport. Can be used to emphasis an accomplishment. In rare occurences such as a white person dunking on someone else. It has also been used to describe a white person that is high on crack cocaine.

"You just got cracker jacked!"

"Pass that pipe honky, i wanna get cracker jacked"

by Prof. Ram Jam August 26, 2009

jack into the matrix

1. to get so stoned as to feel that you are a part of something much larger (as in the movie "the Matrix") than yourself.

2. to get really fucking high on weed or hash

"Hey Billy, wanna catch a movie?"

"No thanks Logan, I thinK I'm gonna go home and jack into the matrix and eat Pringles."

by Sigsnake January 17, 2010

jack on the rocks

A glass of jack Daniels whiskey with ice. Not as manly as jack nice and tidy, but you won't get a second look drinking this.

"What'll It be today ?"
"Jack on the rocks, go easy on the ice"

by FerretFTW May 21, 2017