Cottage Cheese Pussy

When a girls vagina looks like cottage cheese during sex, chunky and white.

Her vagina looked like cottage cheese when we had sex. She has a cottage cheese pussy.

by Dontkillmyvibe October 4, 2016

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cheesing the wheeze

When your freind wants you do do him a favour but your too comfortable chilling in your room watching movie and eating popcorn and stuff that you tell him/her that youll do it later.

Man, im cheesing the wheeze right now can't i just ask my mom later?

by Okainen Lehtisalaatii September 7, 2007

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masturbating; pulling your penis until semen comes out; choking the chicken; flogging the dolphin; shucking the corn; cleaning the pipes; feeding the geese; beating the meat; spanking the salami; pulling the pork; bating, etc

He's always chastising the cheese when he takes a shower.

by bater August 25, 2003

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Squeeze the Cheese

Another term for busting a fat nut. Maybe you need to be able to talk to your bros or whatever whilst in mixed company so you have to use a term for it so no one quite understands what's going on.

"So my girlfriend made me squeeze the cheese yesterday and now she's pissed at me because I did it all over her face..."

by SpiderLegs October 7, 2018

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Chocolate Cheese Banger

Relating to both homo and straight anal sex, it is when the receiver takes a shit and doesn't wipe their arse before being bummed.

The giver is then "Banging the Chocolate Cheese."

See also: bumming, sodomy, anal sex and fudge packer.

EXAMPLE 1:

Girl: Aw! I've run out of bog roll and have just had a massive cack

Boy: That's OK. I'm a chocolate cheese banger!

Girl: Result!

EXAMPLE 2:
Gay Boy 1: Hey Boris! Don't wipe your arse, I'm up for some CCBing!

Gay Boy 2: OK! I'll poo in the bed and put it in your bum so I can CCB you too!

Innocent Bystander: AW FUCK NO! YOU SICK BASTARDS!!!

by CCB Lover January 2, 2011

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