urban dictionary definer

Lonely nerds who tend to read real dictionaries for fun. Use urban dictionary to slag off their roommates/lab partners/their only friend, e.g. "John - definition: a big gay faggot who smells like cottage cheese"
The lucky ones will be part of a pack of two or three irrelevant cock munchers, surfing urban dictionary in their spare time, making up shyte phrases, e.g. "shralp", "a3 ayri" and "battlebot".

The urban dictionary definer sits on a bench on his own, wearing a sweater vest and eating peanut butter from the tub with his finger. Often carries a laptop around just in case a new phrase like "kkthnx" pops into mind. He is the prey of many predators including jocks, cheerleaders, dead plants and rocks.

"Hey sniperdude 321223 im urban dictionary defining at the moment, ill play halo with you later though"
"ok no worries. speak to you soon halospartan 25924495"

"hey look its an urban dictionary definer..."
"how can you tell?"
"he is shit at life."

by Doomon April 16, 2008

Urban Dictionary

something you go on whenever your friends go on vacation/ they die.

Person 1: Fuck! All of my friends went on vacation and I got nothing to do!
God: Why don't you go on Urban Dictionary?

by AlexJenkins December 31, 2010

Urban Body

is a professional body piercing and tattoo studio that is devoted to creating art that reflects and expresses our clients, full range of ideas and designs. We offer custom, traditional and cover-up tattoos and professional piercing in a clean, friendly and relaxed environment. We take every step necessary to provide a safe, clean, and sterile environment for our clients as well as our artists.

I just got this sick tattoo at urban body.

Where are you? at urban body getting my lip pierced.

by JAXTHERIPPA February 10, 2010

Urban Dictionary

The one website where every day of the year is "confess to your crush day"

Mother: Son, why does this website think every day is "confess to your crush day?"
Son: I don't know, maybe it's because Urban Dictionary can be a bit of an idiot sometimes?

by Hados_da_Boss November 7, 2019

Urban Dictionary

A place you go when you're sad and alone to look up funny word definitions to make yourself feel better. In the end however, you end up

I was feeling bored today, so I went on Urban Dictionary

by EDude5924 July 27, 2017

The Urban Dictionary

The Urban Dictionary is something u waste time on

I'd love to waste time on The Urban Dictionary!

by ANIME22 January 7, 2020

urban dictionary

Do you really need a definition for this!????

You are fricking retarded if you don't know what urban dictionary is.

by u2dvdbono September 6, 2010