curl one up

to shit oneself pooless in a curly fashion

I'm off to lay some Stereophonics Drummer type shit.

by Judster October 15, 2004

to tickle one's fancy

when you please someone or make them happy. When you make another person happy by your actions.

In order to tickle one's fancy, my wife bought me the newest version of the popular game, Pokemon.

by femalephenom May 17, 2011

The One Tonne Challenge

Where by large women are slept with by competing men for the sake of sport.

A race to 2200 lbs. (5 or more participating males needed; each one individually trying to reach the 2200 lb mark first)

The maximum number of girls you can have sex with to reach the goal of the One Tonne Challenge is 10. On average this would be 220 lbs each. Relations with over 10 females to reach the 2200 lb goal will result in disqualification.

You can divide your females up as you wish in order to reach the weight goal.

Eg. If you go under weight on some, say 180 lbs, you will have to compensate with a larger girl to even out, say 26o lbs.

The first person to reach the weight goal, while keeping their number of companions to under 10 is declared the winner.

by Lord P & Fab C January 26, 2005

ONE WAY WOODERY

One who orders food with out asking his partners if they need anything.

Boy is he a one way woodery. I want some coco's too.

by CMHMA1 January 11, 2008

fire one off

To fire one off is to take a crap.

I hadn't crapped for a month, until I couldn't hold it in any longer and I then just fired one off.

by OliverS May 7, 2005

bust one out

Having a wank

Girlfriend: Shag me

Boyfriend: Sorry can't had to bust one out earlier

by paigon178 March 18, 2019

suck one dry

To suck a penis and after climax she/he swallows and gets every drop.

SOD = Suck One Dry. Rick will suck one dry because he is a PAB (Pussy Ass Bitch).

by SOD-U-PAB January 17, 2014