Turtle Kiss

After a heartwarming moment with your girlfriend or boyfriend, you both get on your hands and knees and arch your backs like a turtle. After touching your buttholes together, you both push out two inches of shit and rub them together until one of you drops yours onto the floor. That person then takes their partner's remaining turtle head up their ass. The elegant and beautiful, Turtle Kiss

"Wassup man, me and my girl turtle kissed at the mall in the food court yesterday".

"What!? Dude I was working there, you dint ever let me watch"!

by ThighGlider December 18, 2019

National Kiss Day

On April 18th it’s national kiss day. Taken or not kiss someone and make everyone go crazy 😂

Boy: Yo I really want to kiss that girl!
Boys best friend: it’s national kiss day do it!
Boy:Bet!

by ILikeNationalDays April 12, 2019

Kissing Dregs

When you only have a little bit of liquid left in your drink.

"Hey, man, grab me another beer. I'm kissing dregs here."

by TheMsparx October 25, 2015

National kiss a soccer girl day

On October 29th kiss any soccer girl you know. Especially if she’s a friend. Sheeesh.

Happy National Kiss a Soccer girl Day!

It means to kiss a soccer girl

by anonymous.243.1590 October 28, 2021

Resurrection kiss

The last kiss before a relationship ends when all hope is lost, which rekindles the spark and they decide to give the relationship another go and the succeeds.

“The they were going to break up but they had a ‘resurrection kiss’”

by Heheheresurrectionkiss July 25, 2020

kiss my cock

Well, it's when a person tells you they don't really want to talk anymore.

- Hey son uh, remember that gift I have given your best friend Albert ?

son : Yes, that's right a, it was a big blue dog, ain't it father ?

- Yes, that's right. Now about that.

son : No father, kiss my cock, what the hell, you're telling me about Albert about I hate that fucker.

by nothisusernamewasreallybad November 26, 2022

kissing range

When a person is in a close enough area in which they can approach them and lay thy kiss

Molly’s one street over so she’s in kissing range!

by Chemistry88 December 16, 2017