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Watering the Lawn

When in missionary and you pull out. Urinate on the bush and you are now watering the lawn.
I was watering the lawn last night, still can’t get the stain out of the sheets.
by Mr. Veggie July 18, 2020
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dipping my toes in the water

This is said when one has licked the clit a few times
ny: yeah i was only “dipping my toes in the water” a little
jesus: WOW!! SHE LET YOU LICK HER CLIT???
by NOTGRLHUSBAND September 30, 2025
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Still Water

Don't drink that its still water!
by IMawordmaker20 October 21, 2024
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It’s water off a ducks back

It’s water off a fucks back
And believe me when I say it’s water off a ducks back
by Leahh92 May 20, 2018
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asparagy water

water from cooked asparagus
per sip you become and look 5 years younger
GREAT for old
"omg wtf are u drinking"
"asparagy water i don't want to lie online anymore"
by WDNC August 12, 2022
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leftover water

Human urine. It's what we don't need and is what's leftover. I know there are some people who are into the "waterworks" but let's not get on about that just yet.
All afternoon, Kathy was drinking a 2 liter of diet soda with a straw and eating smoked salmon much to the displeasure of her coworkers. The only time they felt better was when she when to provide the toilet with her leftover water.
by von groovy August 4, 2024
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Salt Water Shower

(Noun) - to apply cologne, perfume and/or deodorant after having excerted physical labor or spent at taxing amount of time in an office environment.
Oh man, after work I had to pick up my girlfriend and go to her parents for dinner. I only had time to take a salt water shower in the bathroom at work.

sweat shower salt perspiration
by MR. Polo1987 October 15, 2015
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