Cactus Fucked

It's when you get fucked so hard by life that you didn't just get fucked. You got cactus fucked.

I helped rebuild a garage that burnt down, and my buddy gave me a bill after for helping that's when you realized you got cactus fucked.

by Cactus corner April 14, 2021

fuck the dog

1. to waste time doing nothing

2. to make a severe mistake

Don't just stand there and fuck the dog, get going.

by The Return of Light Joker March 17, 2008

butt fucking

The greatest hole on Earth

by Anonymous October 30, 2003

fuck out

To screw something up utterly

"Wow, Naomi really fucked out Biology last year, lets hope she does better second time around."

OR

"Don't forget to bring the cider for tonight's party"
"It's alright, I've got it covered, I'm not gonna fuck out."

by Nomtron August 15, 2006

a good fuck

A woman who knows to work with you on journey to where you both want to go~

A woman who keeps her lips soft and moist when she kisses. A woman who knows how to move with you and grip while twisting and rolling with you. A good fuck is a babe with a soft touch, warm hands, strong hips, thighs and the stamina to keep up with you. As for me, I feel I should be a man - get her hot with my touching, drink her moisture with my lips and use my tongue get her off two or three times. I want her floating before I go in .

by Thunder_06 April 9, 2006

Fucking Janna

When league of legends isn't going how you wanted it and half your team is retarded and AFK, but at last it's not your teams fault its FUCKING JANNA, the ksing whore hacking your team mates making them even shitter then their bronze titles

FUCK YOU JANNA U HACKING WHORE RUINING MY ELO

We have lost this game badly Pandian1, Its fucking Janna's fault that slut...

by Georgous_Is_Bae June 13, 2016

fucking a joint

Verb - to burn the entire length of a joint in one hit, or lgihting it on fire and inhaling everything.

"DUDE! you where just fucking a joint"
"Dont ever fuck my joints again kid"

by Jackson73 March 15, 2009