Double horny tattoo

A double horny tattoo is a tattoo that makes a chick look like a slag. It might be the tattoo itself or the strategic placement of the tattoo that makes it double horny. There have been rare sightings of triple horny tattoos.

Angelina Jolie's tattoo across her lower stomach is a classic example of a double horny tattoo.

by beefbacon2129 March 25, 2010

Ground Rule Double

Having cyber-sex with your significant other. This is referred to as a ground rule double because even though you may think you are going pretty far, you can ultimately only get to second base.

Eric: "How did your Skype conversation with your girlfriend go the other night?"

Sean: "Ground rule double every time bro!"

Mel: "LOLS"

by BerkeleyStudentFoodCollective September 23, 2011

double decker

an inflatable matress the size of a queen bed. it is designed for one human to sleep on at a time. it is also a great device to get extra rest on.

Rich: hey john, where are you going?
John: oh, im heading up to the double decker to get some extra rest.

by porpoise September 29, 2005

Double Shot Cone

A very enticing kid's sundae at Friendly's that is conveniently shaped like a penis.

Guy 1: "What are you getting as a sundae?"
Guy 2: "I think I want the Double Shot Cone."
Guy 1: "But dude, you can't get that, it's on the kids' menu."
Guy 2: "I know but it looks SOOOOOO GOOOOD!"

by Batfreak April 6, 2010

Double Nut Hummer

When a female inserts the entire ball sack into her mouth and then starts to hum.

I can't believe it, she put both my balls in her mouth and gave me a " double nut hummer."

by AlphabetSoupSki January 8, 2012

Double D`s

Breasts.looking from a lady's side.

Double D's filled with Silicon.10 hood rat chics.........Obie Trice

by Rotimi April 16, 2004

Double Dutch Expressways

The act of placing two sisters side by side on a twin sized bed, and shitting between each sisters tits. (From this point on you will use your dick.) Get your cock really hard and start to titty fuck the one on the left, then switch over to the one on the right. Then back to the left, then once again back to the right. At this point the shit between their titties should be running thin, you might have to reapply. If not go ahead and shoot a hot steamy load in and around their mouths.

Last years Double Dutch Expressways competition champion was Mike.

by hooker at the desk July 19, 2010