Bros before hoes

This is when a guy decides to hang out with his friends rather than a girl. It's not personal it's just a choice.

Charle: hey Mike, do u wanna hang out later?
Mary: Wanna come over later Mike?
Mike: Sorry Mary, Bros before hoes.

by idk_go away June 22, 2020

Florence bro

Florence bros are painters who have studied at the Florence academy of art or other atelier equivalent. They are know it all types who think the best art was made in the 17th or 19th century. They are usually politically conservative or center right.

God I can't take that Luke to any museums he is such a Florence bro!

by Sopranos enjoyer November 13, 2025

Bro Dozing

Intense anal sex between two Bros.

Erika: Did you hear about Sam the red and Dick-shirt John Bro Dozing in the shoe parking lot?

Amy: What is wrong with them?

by TOTEMIR August 21, 2022

Bro

Nick Spike is the definition of Bro. The dude lifts. He is a living, breathing, incarnation of the concept of Bro. Muscle ups? Human flagpole? No problem- Spike can do it. He trains legions of bros in training in the weight room 3 days a week. They all aspire to be as huge as he is.

Bro we gotta lift bro

by huge lifter dude December 27, 2014

2 bros

chilling in a hot tub

the opposite of gaydar

2 bros chilling in a hot tub 5 feet apart because they are not gay
(outcome where the 2 bros are not in a hot tub)
2 bros chillling in a hot tub 5...where are they?
(original vine made by Anthony Padilla)

by SOMEONE_XD123 December 22, 2019

Bro Code #999

Anyone who watches minecraft porn, and anyone who witnesses it, shall cleanse their eyes with the Holiest of water.

Joshua: "Bret, what the fuck are you doing watching minecraft porn?"
Bret: "I have no fucking clue what you're talking about"
Joshua: "You've broken Bro Code #999, now I shall cleanse my eyes with holy water."

by TheGameFreak326 June 17, 2019

On Bro

Swearing on a dead friend or a close friend

word to bro this pissing me off
on bro

by ejdotty November 14, 2023