mans dere

I would be happy to attend

'You out tonight?'

'Mans dere'

by Oldfella May 11, 2017

Melanin Man

A dark, generally black person of very dark complexion

"Tysere is so dark"
"On god. He's basically Melanin Man"

by melaman January 28, 2023

man pound

Hold out your hand. Gaze upon it. Then make a fist. Not for punching, cheering, nor jeering; rather, for pounding man.
Limply hold your clenched first towards a friend, passerby, or anyone within reach and proudly proclaim your desire to 'man pound'.
With the blessing of Odin your request will be fulfilled as the person (or animal) you've saddled with such a loft request follows in your stead and, gingerly or not, touches their fist to yours.

Man pound. It is done.

"Uh, hey... do you like wings... on Wednesdays? Yes? Man pound!"
*brandish your clenched hand and ashen knuckles*

by HUEHUEHUEHUE1 August 22, 2018

as a bisexual man

When on a Tubbo twitch stream Tubbo asked:

"why would you want a cricket up the ass though?"

Tommy said:
"Billzo take it away"
And Billzo continued:
*exhale* "Well... As a bisexual man-"
Which followed by Tommy falling to the floor from laughing.

"Why would you want a leech up your ass?"
"As a bisexual man.."

by honkktea October 27, 2021

Cafeteria Man

An asshole who is obsessed with his worthless job. Yells at poor innocent children and accuses someone of stealing every five minutes. Probably wears a sweatervest and lives with his mom.

"Did you steal those fries?"

"Back of cafeteria man, and get a real job, you're practically 50"

by justanotheryouth December 11, 2009

Man-tart

A promiscuous man who has sex with anyone.

The man-tart went off with the prostitute for a night of fun.

by Wardy02 July 5, 2018

Man Turkey

The hairstyle of a man with long hair, who wears a headband, and forces his hair to stick up on the top of his head.

Woah! Check out that douchebag's Man Turkey!

by Skat8rB0y69 May 14, 2015