(n.) The Penis Man does not have a specific definition, but it can be used when describing a weird person or in most cases, Maxwell Ritz Cracker.
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Get the Cuttle Penis mug.1. the male genitalia seen as looking feminine in its proportions, colour, carriage etc..
2. the penis of a 'modestly endowed', pre-operative male-to-female transsexual.
3. the arbitrary parameters dictating whether the male sex organ is thus (i.e., 'feminine').
Etymology:
The male genitalia has historically often been used as a primitive, superficial measure of masculinity among the strata of 'lower-educated' males of many societies. As such, a smaller or less 'masculine-looking' penis can sometimes be labelled "feminine" in appearance (i.e., femininity being considered the default weaker / lesser gender). In this sense, the description can be both an insult (e.g., for a "straight" and / or insecure male) and compliment (e.g., for a MTF transsexual girl).
2. the penis of a 'modestly endowed', pre-operative male-to-female transsexual.
3. the arbitrary parameters dictating whether the male sex organ is thus (i.e., 'feminine').
Etymology:
The male genitalia has historically often been used as a primitive, superficial measure of masculinity among the strata of 'lower-educated' males of many societies. As such, a smaller or less 'masculine-looking' penis can sometimes be labelled "feminine" in appearance (i.e., femininity being considered the default weaker / lesser gender). In this sense, the description can be both an insult (e.g., for a "straight" and / or insecure male) and compliment (e.g., for a MTF transsexual girl).
"Donald Trump's tiny hands are a sure fire sign of a feminine penis!"
"That 'trap' has a really cute feminine penis.'
"Do you prefer your 'traps' well-endowed or with a more feminine penis?"
"That 'trap' has a really cute feminine penis.'
"Do you prefer your 'traps' well-endowed or with a more feminine penis?"
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Get the feminine penis mug.noun: term used to describe the male genetalia (uncircumsised); appears to be a flap of dead skin witha toenail hanging off the end.
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Get the penis poop mug.A girl who will resort to promiscuous or flirtatious behaviour to get help, advice or anything else she wants from a helpless male victim. Once achieving her goals ("sucking him dry"), the penis vampire ignores the poor sod, treating him like a total stranger.
Male 1: Wow, I'm so bummed out, I thought I had a chance with Emma
Male 2: Why what happened?
Male 1: She asked me to help her study for philosophy and she was all flirty and I thought I was in but after the exam, she totally ignored me.
Male 2: That Penis Vampire sucked you dry!
Male 2: Why what happened?
Male 1: She asked me to help her study for philosophy and she was all flirty and I thought I was in but after the exam, she totally ignored me.
Male 2: That Penis Vampire sucked you dry!
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