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National stright guys show eachother dick day

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Two straight friends show eachother there dicks
Friend 1 *pulls out dick*
Friend 2 "what the fuck dude."
Friend 1 "it's national stright guys show eachother dick day"
Friend 2 " oh ok" *pulls out dick*
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Brown-Haired Guy Who Isn't Steve Doocy

One of the Friendly Friends at Fox and Friends, the Brown-Haired Guy Who Isn't Steve Doocy (Sometimes incorrectly refereed to as the Black-Haired Guy Who Isn't Steve Doocy, or even more rarely as Brain Kilmeade) is a anchor and co-host on the weekday version of Fox and Friends. He typically provides sports news, while hitting on Fox and Friends Spare Blonde Alisyn Camerota.
"And we're losing sight of the real problem here!"
"That the Bald Guy who isn't the Black-Haired Guy, who isn't the Brown-Haired Guy Who Isn't Steve Doocy, isn't Steve Doocy!" -Stephen Colbert
by Funny Foes of Fox and Friends September 28, 2010
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hey whats up guys its scarce here

Fatman walking from behind a tree used as a shitty meme. For fuck sake leave the fat arse stain alone he likes his flannels and fucking trees darn u internet . blame Pyrocynical.
hey whats up guys its scarce here and today, there's so much news gonna be a double upload

hey have u hear of that overused fucking meme hey whats up guys its scarce here
by snoipah December 30, 2016
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Team guy who almost hit Bella with a truck

The true side of the Twilight team/ side debate.
Margaret: Hey Josh what team are you on? Team Edward or Team Jacob?
Josh: There both gay. I'm team guy who almost hit Bella with a truck
by LookAtMeNoooow January 8, 2012
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National Suck That 5'5 guys dick at the mall day

Suck that one 5'5 guy who you brought to the mall dick
"Bro its National Suck That 5'5 guys dick at the mall day and I'm 5'5 at the mall!"

violently gargles on his dick
by gayfigger November 20, 2022
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Why do good girls like bad guys

I’ve had this question for a real long time I’m bad boy and it’s plain to see. So why don’t good girls fall in love with me
Guy 1- he Albert still plays Pokémon go..
Guy 2- why do good girls like bad guys?
Guy 1- bud, we will never know
by Skoooler December 5, 2018
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Meat and potatoes guy/girl

A subtle way of describing a bisexual man or woman.
You may not wanna get too close with Bill...he's a meat and potatoes guy, yanno...
by anonymous April 13, 2004
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