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fart sucking

The act of allowing someone to fart into your mouth at the same time you inhale from a vape.
I was going to get with Monika, but then I heard she was into fart sucking.
by fardsucker1998 February 8, 2018
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Dick fart

When in sexual intercourse someone farts on you’re dick
Kaden is a dick fart bc of Madison
by Hoes mad 69 June 13, 2019
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fart blocker

1. fart blocker is something placed in anus that stops one from
releasing gases from the intestines; most naturally it's one's faeces,
upon the release of which the stench becomes unbearable;

2. fart blocker is a Polish urban dweller youth that tries to live along the lines of so-called "hip-hop culture" (aka "blocker"/" ;blockers", from the Polish word "blok" meaning "block of flats", the cheap dwelling made popular throughout the Soviet-era Poland); fart blockers can be better
known as "piggaz" (see: pigga - Polish white nigga); it became a definition for any hip-hop lover
1.
I've had too much of those Mc Crap food and cheap beer - I can't fart, there is a fart blocker somewhere inside.

2.
- Oh no! Those fart blockers busted my car again for no apparent reason! Can't they just do something useful for the society? I mean, what's the reason for being a fart blocker? DO they strive for the better of the humanity, go against the established values to create a new society?

- Nope dude. They can't, they're just not intelligent to write proper Polish on the Internet and nope, they don't have values - they just consume the moronic goo of what's called hip-hop culture and give their pocket money to the companies that tell them what to do. Their ideology is just a product to sell: wear their clothes and do nothing intelligent, so that they spend all their money to the benefit of the multinational companies.

- S'just whack, man!
They walk away as the fart blockers stare at them with that empty look of a sedated moron
by Tomomi December 14, 2008
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chimney fart

The act of obtaining a fireplace bellow and placing inside ones asshole. Then having a spotter pump clean air in the anus to transform the clean air into a false fart. Now with the man filled with fake poop air, he is free to fart wherever and whenever he pleases.
After Frank farted on me i wanted to get him back. After failing to fart on him i decided to enlist the help of my brother in order to perform a chimney fart on Franks dirty jew face.
by Jared and Josh July 23, 2010
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fart face

some one who deserves to be farted on their face
by Hannah lee baker April 3, 2019
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Lumpy Fart

When you sh#t yourself
Do farts have lumps? I have a funny feeling going down my leg. What's a lumpy fart? -Joe Biden
by just-telling-the-truth September 9, 2020
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Lemon Farts

when you flatulate a large amount of yellow looking methane gasses from your rear that have a rather citrus-y smell.
Bro I beefed a lot of fat Lemon Farts the other day. I think I'm going to lay off the lemon meringue pie.
by axle69 April 21, 2021
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