Virginia Cheese Nips

When you rub your chest in cheese quesadilla

Guy 1: Dude, I'm so fucking high...... WTF are Virginia Cheese Nips?

Guy 2: Its like when you quesadilla from Virginia, Idk im high too.

by NotFromTheUK March 31, 2022

Kentucky String Cheese

When two guys cum, push their penis heads together, then move backwards, making a string of cum.

Last night me and my boyfriend, Noah, decided to take things to another level and Kentucky string cheese with each other. The cum was long and got up to three feet.

by Jewlz&Woody March 6, 2020

Five cheese marinara

1. When a man ejaculates into a woman on her period.
2. When a man or woman performs oral sex on a woman who has a yeast infection while on her period.

Ya he came over last night, he had the five cheese marinara.

by ButterflyBlack79 September 22, 2019

dick ring cheese

When an uncircumcised cock is purposely left unwashed for a month prior to the holidays.

The under skin cheese is put in a jello mold to create the perfect dick ring cheese.

Grandmother is always the first to sample

This years dick ring cheese came from some Swedish dude I met under the dick dock

by Crotch Pheasant August 22, 2014

Colby jack cheese

HOLYFUCK NO WORDS DESCRIBE THE JUICY SWEET TANGY YUMMY FUCKY CUMMY TASTE OF COLBY JACK CHEESE WHEN INGESTED U MAY EXPERIENCE A SIDE EFFECT CALLED GIGA CHAD MODE

I would like to fuck colby jack cheese
I use it as my prework out

I use it during sex

by Sauceykek March 14, 2022

Jamie's grilled cheese

A grilled cheese made in the toaster, not in an oven or stovetop.

After making a Jamie's grilled cheese, one should be prepared to clean it up.

by Brandon January 23, 2005

Roadkill Sweet-Cheese

The non-Newtonian fluidic mixture found in and around discarded condoms used by truckers and their country courtesans. Resulting from diets high in Monster energy drink and gas-station nacho cheese.

"Hey Bob, that ain't no land-jellyfish, that's some Roadkill Sweet-Cheese, don't even touch it with your Trash Picker!"

by EmperorEli February 4, 2021