Cherry Baby

When a vagina-having virgin gets pregnant the first time they have sex

"Yo, is McKenna pregnant? Didn't she lose her virginity like a month ago?"
"Must have been a cherry baby."

by It'sMeE January 18, 2019

Baby Einstein

Toddler who is already reading and doing things that are beyond his or her age. Also, the best darned direct to video children's series from my childhood.

Person 1: Wow! I can't believe your kid is reading that board book to the other children, and he is only 2 years old!

Person 2: I know right? That's my Baby Einstein alright!

by TiggerCelestia06 December 15, 2019

Cringe Baby

A term used to describe one who displays high levels of cringe.

Cringo: Dude, look at this hacker. He's so cringe bro
Chadman: You're just bad cause you're a stupid little cringe baby waaaah waaaah that's the sound of the cringe baby

by CorndogScammer September 30, 2019

new baby

a baby just born implying that it is indeed new and not like the old baby- where is that thing?

let me hold the new baby while i step on the old one.

by alex December 28, 2003

slap the baby

To leave early.

Because she was too tired to stay at the party, Jill wanted to slap the baby and go to bed.

by Penndog July 20, 2012

baby mah

A woman who 95% of men didnt want to have a child with

where a condom my baby mah told me she was on the pill she...lied worse than obama did

by Saggin Backwards November 21, 2010

Chinese Baby

When playing ping pong, if the ball barely nicks the edge of the table it is called a chinese baby because it strongly resembles the sound of a chinese infant.

Player 1: Gee Willakirs! What a shot!

Player 2: That shot was a Chinese Baby because it barely nicked the edge of the table making it impossible to return.

Player 1: Haha because it sounded like a Chinese baby! jk lol. No but really..

by Napolian Dynamite October 13, 2008