Kentucky String Cheese

When two guys cum, push their penis heads together, then move backwards, making a string of cum.

Last night me and my boyfriend, Noah, decided to take things to another level and Kentucky string cheese with each other. The cum was long and got up to three feet.

by Jewlz&Woody March 6, 2020

Five cheese marinara

1. When a man ejaculates into a woman on her period.
2. When a man or woman performs oral sex on a woman who has a yeast infection while on her period.

Ya he came over last night, he had the five cheese marinara.

by ButterflyBlack79 September 22, 2019

Cock Burger With Cheese

The act of cutting of your unsanatized male genitalia and frying it medium rare on a gas powered grill then smashing it with a hammer afterwards. This would most likely result in placing it on a hamburger bun. (Note it's unsanatized so there will be plenty of dick cheese on the burger, thus it's a burger with cheese).

Paul: Damn john how did you make that cock burger?

John: Dude... it's a Cock Burger WITH CHEESE and I just watched BME pain Olympics for a how to video and it was easy. I''m thinking of serving it up to my girl this weekend so don't get too jealous.

Paul: Ahh my bad bro. Nice cock burger with cheese.

by HowDoYouThinkOfThisShit? April 22, 2017

Colby jack cheese

HOLYFUCK NO WORDS DESCRIBE THE JUICY SWEET TANGY YUMMY FUCKY CUMMY TASTE OF COLBY JACK CHEESE WHEN INGESTED U MAY EXPERIENCE A SIDE EFFECT CALLED GIGA CHAD MODE

I would like to fuck colby jack cheese
I use it as my prework out

I use it during sex

by Sauceykek March 14, 2022

dick ring cheese

When an uncircumcised cock is purposely left unwashed for a month prior to the holidays.

The under skin cheese is put in a jello mold to create the perfect dick ring cheese.

Grandmother is always the first to sample

This years dick ring cheese came from some Swedish dude I met under the dick dock

by Crotch Pheasant August 22, 2014

Jamie's grilled cheese

A grilled cheese made in the toaster, not in an oven or stovetop.

After making a Jamie's grilled cheese, one should be prepared to clean it up.

by Brandon January 23, 2005

Roadkill Sweet-Cheese

The non-Newtonian fluidic mixture found in and around discarded condoms used by truckers and their country courtesans. Resulting from diets high in Monster energy drink and gas-station nacho cheese.

"Hey Bob, that ain't no land-jellyfish, that's some Roadkill Sweet-Cheese, don't even touch it with your Trash Picker!"

by EmperorEli February 4, 2021