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Cunt Punt

The act of kicking a female in the crotch, so hard, she drops like a man who was kicked in the balls.
The girl was losing the fight until she delivered a cunt punt that devestated her opponent.
by The Holland Sisters June 14, 2021
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JB Cunted

When an employee (truck driver) is not available and a member of JB Hunt drives your shipment
D: Good morning Steve-O how did your morning meetings go?
S: Meetings were pointless but whatever, hey how did your deliveries go this morning?
D: Don’t ask I got JB Cunted all over the place
by Fubar1 June 13, 2022
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cunt nibble

A ruthless female driver who cuts you off, drives slow in the fast lane, and positions herself in a manner to disrupt any traffic progression. Cunt nibbles are oblivious to all other people, places, and things-and believe the world revolves around them.
That fuckin cunt nibble just made me miss the light!

Speed up or slow down- just get outta my way, you cunt nibble.

Sorry I'm late, I had to get by a cunt nibble this morning. Bitch is lucky she warranted execution.
by Monstroso2 February 23, 2014
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Cunt Sandwich

When one woman sticks her pussy in the folds in another pussy.
Becky: "Me and Alice did the Cunt Sandwich last night!"
by Ahurah_D September 9, 2018
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champion cunt

a no-fucks given cunt who wins at all costs. Typical signs that someone is a champion cunt include:
-doing aerobic exercise every fucking day with no excuses not to get it fucking in
-going to bed before 10 every fucking night
-smashing in at least 5 liters of water a day
-they're an aggressive vegan cunt who doesn't give a fuck about being judged by first-world nonvegan pansies who can't even run around the fucking block
-smashing out youtube videos every day, even if it's just a video talking about megalodon sharks while wearing a vegan tshirt
-has a vasectomy cos there are too many fucking orphans as it is
-if the champion cunt is male, his balls will typically be the size of watermelons
-if the champion cunt is female, typically well-trained in the noble art of ballbusting
Holy shit, Abdullah from TheGlucoseNetwork is a fucking champion cunt!
by arrgitsasnake March 12, 2016
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Legit Cunt

Informal expression of agreement that generally similar to I know yeah, facts or fucking oath.
Mostly used by lower class citizens of Melbourne, Australia.
"Yeahhhh legit cunt" "Fuuuuuck legit cunt"
by Flabba98 April 3, 2019
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