tortoise-heading

Needing to poo so urgently that you can hardly hold it in and it feels like the poo is poking out yr cheeks momentarily before sucking it back in.

I gotta shit so bad I'm tortoise-heading.

by Miejo January 19, 2010

stinky head

Example of calling somebody a "Shit head" but with less power.

friend 1 "Hey! You're a asshole!"
you saying this "No you stinky head!

by thegreatstinker January 15, 2020

Lead Head

The state of a person's head after eating too much food. The head looks heavy because it is hard to breathe.

Bra, why does your head look so heavy.

Dude I ate too much. I have freaking lead head.

by TheBigSmooth25 June 12, 2018

mash heads

When you and your buddies whip out your fatties and joust with them.

Eric and Jason were quite excited and decided to mash heads about it.

by DongToucher August 25, 2011

Wing Head

The process of knocking ones head on the wing of a sprint car. This is a common occurrence for rookie mechanics and an occasional happening for more seasoned race teams.

Ouch, Damn, My head. Ha ha man you gotta watch out for that wing, you got wing head.

by Schwander Racing February 9, 2010

tree head

Someone who loves their weed just a little bit too much, but is sometimes self-conscious of the fact that people know about their love of dat gud kush.

"Now just becasuse people know I smoke weed, everyone now thinks that I'm just Reece the tree head!"

by d00td00t July 14, 2016

in his head

When you are playing a sport or anything competitive, and you are playing against somebody. And you or they start trash talking, giving looks, or playing tryhard and making them or you mad. And they let their anger get to them while playing in the game so they can’t focus.

Dude 1: Bro i’m in his head

Dude 2: yea man he is hella mad he is about to be so trash

by wts.justin March 12, 2020