Epic Fail Times

When a person tries and fails, or just fails, repeatedly in a series of events.

Bro: "Dylan failed his driving test 7 times."
Mandy: "Whoa.. Epic fail times."
Bro: "So true."

or

Joe: "Did you hear about Brad and what happened when was canoeing?"
Rebecca: "Nope. What happened?"
Joe: "He got the canoe stuck on a rock, and when he was trying to unstick the canoe, he tipped it and failed at getting back in it."
Rebecca: "Talk about epic fail times!"
Joe: "Ikr!"

by Dodomypurplebunny July 30, 2011

Stream Time Extent

The act of prolonging the time it takes to empty your bladder through muscle contraction. Usually because one wants to seem to be a "long pisser," as it is more manly.

Adam - "Dude, what's taking so long?"

Tyler - "I've got my Stream Time Extent on, man."

by Gruder July 31, 2010

fun time thursday

When you decide to grab your shower jel and smother it around your finger and finger your own asshole on a Thursday.

Mike: why do you smell like mint shower jel
Me:it's fun time Thursday why do you think

by FingerMyAss April 22, 2019

Canadark Time Difference

a 45 minute time difference in which you gain 45 minutes when crossing the american boarder into Canada at any location.

American's are generally gullible to the ignorance of non-exsistant time change.

Wow guys, that Canadark Time Difference really has me jet lagged

by the apo February 25, 2011

all time low

A band consisting of alex gaskarth, jack barakat, zack merrick, and rian dawson. Debatabley one of the best pop-punk bands to play, ever. Their music will touch you in places you didn't know you had. One glance into alex's eyes (and hair) or the first time you hear a sweet note come out of that mouth and you'll be hooked. Don't get your hopes up though my friend, home boy's taken. But then there's zack, with the sickest six pack you've ever seen (and probably ever will see) and the crazy hair. Rian "gaybe,maybe!" Dawson, (as quoted in nothing personal)enough said (: who is also very much taken. And last but most definitely not least, jack. The kid that put the whole band together back in '03, a big thank you goes to that guy on behalf of the world. They aren't sell outs, so don't be a douche and say they are. Undeniabely, alex's voice was much better before the editors got to it and did their shitty lay overs, but we can still get a chance to hear perfection at live shows. Basically, the sickest and most hilarious kids you'll ever meet. & no doubt a crazy great band. So don't be fooled by their entising looks and boyish charm, they're so much more than that.

Kid : dude, did you hear all time low's new cd?

Kid 2 : yeah man, they blow.

Kid : eat shit.

by tori wouldyouturnmeon? July 14, 2009

Calvary Chapel Time

noun: a time zone found in Calvary Chapel schools which throw off all plans of meeting friends and being on time to important events on time. Can be found frustrating when used as an excuse for being late to school, and you recieve a lovely little yellow slip after all efforts to get out of being late.

Kid: But my alarm was set to the correct time!
Office Person: Well it should've been set to Calvary Chapel Time, and you know it.
Kid: ... you guys suck, I know you do this on purpose...
(Admininstrator walks in from survellance room)
Admin: He knows too much...
Kid: NO! DON'T!! AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

by Oddjobguy November 24, 2005

All Time Low

Pop punk quartet consisting of Alex Gaskarth, Rian Dawson, Zack Merrick, and Jack Barakat. They have an awseome and energetic sound and a great live show. If you've never heard of them, I'd say go check 'em out! But be warned, their fans suck nowadays. Everyone is concerned with looks, being a boardie, and who has loved the band longer. So watch your ass 'cause people are vicious! But still, check 'em out. I love this band!

OhhhEmmmGeeeee! It's All Time Low!!

by shakingandwaiting March 6, 2009