Single Man Hand Dance

Whenever a guy is single (or away from his girlfriend), he takes the alternative and masturbates.

Guy 1: Hey bro, I heard you broke up with your girlfriend. I bet you miss the sex .
Guy 2: I do man, all I have left is the Single man hand dance to keep me occupied until the next one.

by riddlecker September 30, 2016

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Brew-baker hand job

When a hella kinky girl decides to suck on a guys finger instead of going after the shaft giving the guy a real hand job. The girl is normally super horny and especially good after a good sucking lips session. Then to really spice it up and to give the girl some gravy throw some hot sauce on the finger to get the girl really going. Warning: Girls please stop if finger starts to get. pruney

Nicole gave Bill a nice Brew-Baker Hand job by sucking on his finger until it got pruney

by Bobby Light Senior January 1, 2010

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one handed high five

Jerking it as a means to boost one's self esteem.

Joe was feeling pretty down about the ladies rejecting him all the time so he gave himself a one handed high five.

by RageQTR November 30, 2009

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second-hand mac distract

When you're sitting in a class (usually in a packed lecture hall)and you are distracted by what a person in front of you is doing on their computer.

Could be due to any laptop but it is usually Mac Books; because of their slick configuration, popularity and flawless distractability for anyone in a 15 foot radius.

I couldn't concentrate at all today in my RN103 Lecture because this guy in front of me was simultaneously taking notes, chatting on Facebook, watching 30 Rock on Hulu and playing Tetris. The whole time I suffered from second-hand mac distract.

by thebatman89 February 20, 2009

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