A common condition in which one does dot have enough caffeine in their system to operate normally. Symptoms include drowsiness, staring at walls, and an inability to tolerate other people, often accompanied by a headache. The only known cure is more caffeine.
George- "What's up with Steve today? He was staring at the wall, and the second I tried to talk to him, he freaked out and told me to go away!"
Tom- "I'm afraid he's got Caffeine Deficiency Syndrome. I'll go grab him a coffee."
Tom- "I'm afraid he's got Caffeine Deficiency Syndrome. I'll go grab him a coffee."
by Under-Caffeinated June 24, 2011
Get the Caffeine Deficiency Syndromemug. Disclaimer: it's not an actual symptom/condition that fucks with your actual life. It's a term used for video game situations or real life situations that, well let's conclude the disclaimer and get on with the definition.
Important one syndrome is a term that has existed before it has an actual name. It means that in terms video game situations such as ravenfield, that your worthless dumb a.i team can't do a certain fucking thing to win the game. So you have to fucking do it yourself, only to be fucked constantly by the enemy a.i team preventing you from completing the task your worthless team gave you. Resulting a 50/50 chance of you either winning or losing to put impact on your emotions. As for real life situations, you get these lazy fucks telling you to do these pointless, stupid, or demanding tasks theat you have to go up and down to get them something or do something for them that they can't do a fucking thing but you doing something for them is painstaking or rage inducing that you need rest but they don't let you take a break from those things. It affects your emotions, makes you lose control, or causes an argument in most cases. What will you do to fight back important one syndrome? There's nothing we can do about it, and it's been fucking with our lives (game or not) ever since the syndrome of doing things that no one can't do a thing but YOU! Only to put you at risk of either losing something important or your sanity becoming lost and losing your fucking mind.
Important one syndrome is a term that has existed before it has an actual name. It means that in terms video game situations such as ravenfield, that your worthless dumb a.i team can't do a certain fucking thing to win the game. So you have to fucking do it yourself, only to be fucked constantly by the enemy a.i team preventing you from completing the task your worthless team gave you. Resulting a 50/50 chance of you either winning or losing to put impact on your emotions. As for real life situations, you get these lazy fucks telling you to do these pointless, stupid, or demanding tasks theat you have to go up and down to get them something or do something for them that they can't do a fucking thing but you doing something for them is painstaking or rage inducing that you need rest but they don't let you take a break from those things. It affects your emotions, makes you lose control, or causes an argument in most cases. What will you do to fight back important one syndrome? There's nothing we can do about it, and it's been fucking with our lives (game or not) ever since the syndrome of doing things that no one can't do a thing but YOU! Only to put you at risk of either losing something important or your sanity becoming lost and losing your fucking mind.
Here's an example of the important one syndrome used in a real life situation.
Asshole: hey you! Get your ass off the fucking chair! You gotta put the heavy bucket of bolts in my car, I'm too tired to put it in my car.
Person: what the fuck is it to you asshole? You're telling me you can't do a difficult task yourself, but you're asking me to do it for you?
Asshole: are we lazy old Chinese women so slow that we get yelled at by some American to get the fuck out of the way?
Person: no?
Asshole: THEN DO THE FUCKING DIFFICULT TASK I TELL YOU TO, MOTHERFUCKER!
Person: fine.
The next day
Asshole: Hey you! Stop doing what you're doing and help me wipe my car clean. There's no time for looking at some news about video game pedophilia winning the war.
Person: For the past couple of days, you've been telling me what to do, while you're sitting on your lazy ass doing nothing but watching me suffer as I do things that you can't do.
Asshole: But I never take advantage of you, boy.
Person: BULLSHIT!!! YOU DON'T CARE ABOUT ME! YOU'RE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF ME BECAUSE I HAVE THE IMPORTANT ONE SYNDROME! GUESS WHAT MOTHERFUCKER, YOU CAN TAKE YOUR RENT MONEY AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASS! CAUSE THE IMPORTANT ONE IS LEAVING YOUR SORRY FUCKING ASS!
Asshole: but...
Person: SHUT THE FUCK UP! DO THINGS YOURSELF YOU SELFISH FUCK! AND DON'T TAKE ADVANTAGE OF OTHER PEOPLE EVER AGAIN, CAUSE YOU'RE GIVING THEM THE IMPORTANT ONE SYNDROME AS WELL! FUCK YOU! *leaves*
Asshole: Important one syndrome?
Asshole: hey you! Get your ass off the fucking chair! You gotta put the heavy bucket of bolts in my car, I'm too tired to put it in my car.
Person: what the fuck is it to you asshole? You're telling me you can't do a difficult task yourself, but you're asking me to do it for you?
Asshole: are we lazy old Chinese women so slow that we get yelled at by some American to get the fuck out of the way?
Person: no?
Asshole: THEN DO THE FUCKING DIFFICULT TASK I TELL YOU TO, MOTHERFUCKER!
Person: fine.
The next day
Asshole: Hey you! Stop doing what you're doing and help me wipe my car clean. There's no time for looking at some news about video game pedophilia winning the war.
Person: For the past couple of days, you've been telling me what to do, while you're sitting on your lazy ass doing nothing but watching me suffer as I do things that you can't do.
Asshole: But I never take advantage of you, boy.
Person: BULLSHIT!!! YOU DON'T CARE ABOUT ME! YOU'RE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF ME BECAUSE I HAVE THE IMPORTANT ONE SYNDROME! GUESS WHAT MOTHERFUCKER, YOU CAN TAKE YOUR RENT MONEY AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASS! CAUSE THE IMPORTANT ONE IS LEAVING YOUR SORRY FUCKING ASS!
Asshole: but...
Person: SHUT THE FUCK UP! DO THINGS YOURSELF YOU SELFISH FUCK! AND DON'T TAKE ADVANTAGE OF OTHER PEOPLE EVER AGAIN, CAUSE YOU'RE GIVING THEM THE IMPORTANT ONE SYNDROME AS WELL! FUCK YOU! *leaves*
Asshole: Important one syndrome?
by RavenTrooper January 28, 2021
Get the important one syndromemug. When you envision yourself as the main character of the movie version of your life, highlighting the parts of yourself that would make you unique or likable. This syndrome focuses on the self more than any other person, much how movies or television have a story primarily based on one character.
Cindy has main character syndrome and am constantly imagining herself as the title role in the movie version of her life: THE UNTOLD CINDY STORY.
Cameron Diaz has main character syndrome in The Holiday when she keeps envisioning movie trailer versions of her life, with herself as the title role.
Cameron Diaz has main character syndrome in The Holiday when she keeps envisioning movie trailer versions of her life, with herself as the title role.
by retromermaid April 24, 2018
Get the Main Character Syndromemug. A malady affecting a significant portion of the world's population wherein the afflicted will demand special treatment, conduct themselves with a ludicrous, unfounded sense of entitlement, and generally make the lives of everyone around them that much more miserable.
The danger of this disease is that the sufferers rarely, if ever, know that they have contracted it, and continue about their merry way under the assumption that EVERYONE ELSE is the problem.
This condition, if left untreated, can radically alter the carrier's demeanor, to include any of the following: a complete devolution to child-like behavior, temper tantrums, and/or fits of narcissistic rage.
When confronted with an individual suspected of harboring Special Snowflake Syndrome, one's best course of action is to run away. Further attempts at educating the carrier on the reality of their condition (e.g., quoting Tyler Durden: "You are not special. You are not a beautiful or unique snowflake. You're the same decaying organic matter as everything else.") will likely prove futile, and potentially hazardous to the informer.
The danger of this disease is that the sufferers rarely, if ever, know that they have contracted it, and continue about their merry way under the assumption that EVERYONE ELSE is the problem.
This condition, if left untreated, can radically alter the carrier's demeanor, to include any of the following: a complete devolution to child-like behavior, temper tantrums, and/or fits of narcissistic rage.
When confronted with an individual suspected of harboring Special Snowflake Syndrome, one's best course of action is to run away. Further attempts at educating the carrier on the reality of their condition (e.g., quoting Tyler Durden: "You are not special. You are not a beautiful or unique snowflake. You're the same decaying organic matter as everything else.") will likely prove futile, and potentially hazardous to the informer.
-Can you believe that lady who was just in? Where the hell am I supposed to find the earrings that match this necklace that the manufacturer stopped making ten years ago?
-Hell if I know, but she definitely had Special Snowflake Syndrome.
-Hell if I know, but she definitely had Special Snowflake Syndrome.
by TinyMightyKatie April 5, 2011
Get the Special Snowflake Syndromemug. When the ball sack skin sticks to the inside of the legs and stretches out, making the sack look like a bat wing. This generally occurs due to excessive heat and sweat and can be avoided with a light dusting of the nuts with some baby powder.
Chris: I can't go see my girl with bat wing syndrome
Chad: don't worry man, dust your nuts lightly with this baby powder and you're all good
Chad: don't worry man, dust your nuts lightly with this baby powder and you're all good
by chadlamo May 3, 2011
Get the Bat Wing Syndromemug. by Dr.matham May 3, 2014
Get the tall man syndromemug. the annoying tendency of family groups in stores and other public places to spread out and block access for other shoppers or patrons. seen more often during the holiday shopping seasons, but can occur at any time. EFS can cause unsuspecting people to be forced hard against walls, merchandise displays, etc., or to have to detour around the family group to get at something of interest. similar to groups of aircraft, families often spread into various "vee" formations, echelons, and the dreaded "random EFS," past which nothing can pass, not even light.
this past christmas while shopping at a well-known discount department store, i was accosted by a family of four walking in a row across the aisle. as i was checking out items to purchase, the family came upon me, the dad saying "excuse us," as if i had anyplace else to go. i chose to stand my ground, causing the mom to glare at me and the family to pass me single-file. in this manner i prevented an outbreak of Expanding Family Syndrome.
by earpuller April 27, 2006
Get the Expanding Family Syndromemug.