baby cannon

baby cannon: A hot girl with wide hips who is also at least a D cup, has a wonderful ass, has a pretty face, and is above average height.

Guy 1: Yo did you see Beyonce at the VMA'S?
Guy2: Yeah she is so hot and the best baby cannon out there.

by Dreamer58 June 9, 2011

Baby Einstein

Toddler who is already reading and doing things that are beyond his or her age. Also, the best darned direct to video children's series from my childhood.

Person 1: Wow! I can't believe your kid is reading that board book to the other children, and he is only 2 years old!

Person 2: I know right? That's my Baby Einstein alright!

by TiggerCelestia06 December 15, 2019

Baby snatcher

One who steals babies, up to age four, to be sold for profit. Unlike the baby toucher, the baby snatcher is merely trying to make an honest living.

Kaylin :"Yo man, that dude's a pedophile"

Allen :"No dude, he's just trying to feed his kids. He's a baby snatcher"

Kaylin :"Word"

by TheBush February 22, 2009

Baby Tripper

Someone who watches over someone else who is having a trip on some sort of hard drug.

A babysitter for someone who is tripping.

If you're worried about trying LSD for the first time, you should get a baby tripper.

Ryan's never done DXM before, so he had Andy keep an eye on him. He'd heard that Andy's a good baby tripper.

by Andy Ryan Christensen August 7, 2010

Mudd Baby

A person obtaining the characteristics of over-sized ears, accompanied by wide eyes and a mischevious grin, who claims to be a jock and a chick magnet.

"Bruh you gets no hoes.Look at you,your a mudd baby."

by Z-Ehl November 2, 2009

Cherry Baby

When a vagina-having virgin gets pregnant the first time they have sex

"Yo, is McKenna pregnant? Didn't she lose her virginity like a month ago?"
"Must have been a cherry baby."

by It'sMeE January 18, 2019

baby human

date me baby human

would you date me baby human if you knew i was good

by Krkič December 7, 2019