The process of causing your eye to react in such away to pussy that it looks like a sideways vagina.
Shaun "laid on the cat's beanbag" and ended up with a picture on his phone that looked like a sideways vagina.
by MrPhilipsLikesGrease December 23, 2011
Get the Laid on the cat's beanbag mug.Low bass that makes your face fold in on itself with a slow nod. Like you smelled cat piss. 0:35 of chemical by Rezz.
by Emuh November 20, 2021
Get the Cat piss wubz mug.This is when you dream or think of music but when you try to play it you find it is both not in your head and in your head at the same time.
I woke up with the perfect melody but when I tried to play it the freaking thing was both there and not there at the same time - freaking Schrödinger's cat music!
by saskers January 29, 2021
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Get the Cat g spot mug.The total and utter destruction of any object or person, by any means, but predominantly with shit, vomit or both.
Developed from the numerical scale for describing damage to aircraft. Cat (category) 1 being very minor damage, Cat 4 being written off/scrapped. So Cat 5 would be reduced to dust!
For instance if you entered a toilet that was pristinely clean, but you left it looking like the toilet from Trainspotting you’d have Cat 5’d it.
When the bride to be on a hen do necks 3 bottles of Lidl’s Prosecco before leaving the house and then heaves in the garden she Cat 5’d herself in the pre-game.
Developed from the numerical scale for describing damage to aircraft. Cat (category) 1 being very minor damage, Cat 4 being written off/scrapped. So Cat 5 would be reduced to dust!
For instance if you entered a toilet that was pristinely clean, but you left it looking like the toilet from Trainspotting you’d have Cat 5’d it.
When the bride to be on a hen do necks 3 bottles of Lidl’s Prosecco before leaving the house and then heaves in the garden she Cat 5’d herself in the pre-game.
Jesus Christ Steve did you just Cat 5 trap 2 with last night’s prawn balti?
Hold on babes, I think I just Cat 5’d my thong playing fart or shart.
Did you see Chantelle last night, she Cat 5’d herself on hooch before they got to the club and ended up rubbing her minge on the high street bus stop!
Hold on babes, I think I just Cat 5’d my thong playing fart or shart.
Did you see Chantelle last night, she Cat 5’d herself on hooch before they got to the club and ended up rubbing her minge on the high street bus stop!
by Careless Winsper September 15, 2019
Get the cat 5’d mug.Speaking to this cat means jacking off or playing with your pussy as if its a guitar, usually applied to females but is not gender specific could also be applied to men (Speaking to Jack the sausage).
Are you going to speak to Jack the Cat?
How often do you talk to Jack the Cat?
Did you enjoy speaking to Jack the Cat?
How often do you talk to Jack the Cat?
Did you enjoy speaking to Jack the Cat?
by SteelCraftHD January 22, 2020
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